Uncle Eele's War Stories

[DownUnder]

I married a girl? :?

This is why you shouldn't get married while drunk!

 

[Eelementary]

"Lesbian Spank Inferno - I Married A Woman?.... "


BEST. MOVIE. EVER.

 

[Crazy_Goddess]

oh daddy ele likes porno....

 

[Bazal]

Too right he does, you don't want to know what he did on film with Richad Nixon and a goat :sarcasm:

 

[Crazy_Goddess]

he likes beasts

 

[Bazal]

It comes from being one :sarcasm:

 

[Crazy_Goddess]

yeah i always wondered why so hairy now i know...daddy el is a gorilla in wolves clothing

 

[Eelementary]

Men have needs too, sweetie...

Besides, only Nixon actually technically legally engaged in lewd sexual conduct with the goat...For me, it was more a case of...Umm..."Horatio"...:sarcasm:

 

[Crazy_Goddess]

you paid nixon to get off lmfao

 

[Dani]

Um :/

 

[Crazy_Goddess]

hey mummy dani...daddy el is a beast porno loving person

 

[Eelementary]

I bought him a goat named Molly...Legally, that's not paying him off...:sarcasm:

 

[Dani]

Um, :/

 

[DownUnder]

I bought him a goat named Molly...Legally, that's not paying him off...:sarcasm:

But you had other reasons for it didn't you! I've seen the cut footage Eele, I know what happened

 

[Bazal]

Seen the cut footage? You were the goat

 

[Eelementary]

Look, he was in the neighbourhood, daddy's special little princess wanted a pony...What was I to do?

 

[DownUnder]

Seen the cut footage? You were the goat

No I wasn't

It was a real goat

 

[Bazal]

Goats don;t talk

 

[Crazy_Goddess]

Look, he was in the neighbourhood, daddy's special little princess wanted a pony...What was I to do?

no daddy i asked for a frigging MISSISSIPPI SALTWATER ALLIGATOR and you brought me a mouse!

 

[DownUnder]

Goats don;t talk

You obviously haven't seen my latest experiments