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Urban myths

roopy

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Urban myths are those stories that everyone has heard happened to 'a friend of a friend', but no one can really tell you exactly when it happened.

They are all things that should have happened - even if the didn't.

Here are a few examples.

Three motorcyclists on a long interstate trip. Long, lonely stretch of road, pitch-black moonless night. One rider gets a fair way ahead of his mates and decides to roar back with his light off, ride in between them and give them a fright. He sees the two motorcyclists' lights coming toward him and accelerates hard. Too late, he realizes that it's not his friends; they were passed by a car, which is now heading directly for him.


The caller claimed that a police officer friend had told him that seat belts CAUSE as many injuries as they prevent. He then went on to say that his friend had told him that the worst accident he had ever seen was one in which a young married couple and their two kids were burned to death in a fiery auto crash because they were unable to escape from their electronically-locked seat belt units.

Harrisburg, Pa. (AP) -- A man whose wife weighed twice as much as he did was squashed to death when she sat on him during a domestic quarrel, the Dauphin County coroner said Thursday.
Kay Weaver, 36, sat on her husband Kenneth, 41, for five to ten minutes in their rural home in nearby Elizabethville, said Dr. William B. Bush, the county coroner.

"The massive amount of pressure on his chest rendered him unable to breathe," said Bush, whose office conducted an autopsy and investigation. "Because of that, he suffocated."

State trooper Claude Mohr, who investigated the case, said Mrs. Weaver weighs about 280 pounds. Bush said the woman's husband was a "very small, very thin" man, weighing between 125 and 140 pounds.

Mrs. Weaver was not in custody and will probably not be charged, the trooper said. "She was trying to restrain her husband," Mohr said. "There's no indication there was any foul play intended."

Weaver came home drunk and in a bad mood at about 4 p.m. Tuesday, Mohr said. He soon went out again to go drinking and returned about 9 p.m. after running his truck into a ditch, the trooper said.

After Weaver "threatened to shoot the wife and two sons and burn the house down," his wife attempted to subdue him while a son was sent to get the state police, Mohr said.

Mohr said Weaver's drinking may have contributed to his death.



Anyone got any more???????
 
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Good thread.

The best one I recall is about a man and wife who went to Hawaii for holidays and went to the beach. When they got back to their Motel, their room was ransacked and all that was left was their Camera and Toothbrushes. They got it all back on insurance, finished their holidays and headed home.

When they got home they got the film developed and one picture was of a man on all fours on their Hawaiian Motel bed, with their Toothbrushes in his bum.
 

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There was an email going around a while back with a list of crazy legal cases in the US where "victims" were awarded huge sums of money

e.g. A guy sued his neighbour for the neighbours dog attacking him even though they guy was in the nieghbours yard and firing a pellet gun at the dog

Some "journalists" also published these cases in their columns. Media watch did a bit of investigation and found that all the cases were made up
 

roopy

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Everlovin' Antichrist said:
Good thread.

The best one I recall is about a man and wife who went to Hawaii for holidays and went to the beach. When they got back to their Motel, their room was ransacked and all that was left was their Camera and Toothbrushes. They got it all back on insurance, finished their holidays and headed home.

When they got home they got the film developed and one picture was of a man on all fours on their Hawaiian Motel bed, with their Toothbrushes in his bum.
That is a great example - I have heard that one a dozen times - sometimes with a video cassette left as evidence - sometimes with coffee mugs and a penis substituted for a toothbrush and a bum - and a million different ethnic groups accused of doing the deed as well.
 
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Everlovin' Antichrist said:
Good thread.

The best one I recall is about a man and wife who went to Hawaii for holidays and went to the beach. When they got back to their Motel, their room was ransacked and all that was left was their Camera and Toothbrushes. They got it all back on insurance, finished their holidays and headed home.

When they got home they got the film developed and one picture was of a man on all fours on their Hawaiian Motel bed, with their Toothbrushes in his bum.

And I still have a sore bum.
 

roopy

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One I can remember.

A middle aged guy had a heart attack when he was staying in a hotel and ordered in a prostitute - and his teenaged daugther knocked on the door.
 

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I don't know whether this is just a Central Coast urban legend, but the story goes that there was a highschool girl who stole a test tube from her science class, with the intention of using it as a dildo. Later on she was in a quiet spot 'servicing' herself with it when a teacher walked past. She quickly shut her legs, the test tube shattered inside her and she had to go to hospital! :shock:
 

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Knightmare said:
I don't know whether this is just a Central Coast urban legend, but the story goes that there was a highschool girl who stole a test tube from her science class, with the intention of using it as a dildo. Later on she was in a quiet spot 'servicing' herself with it when a teacher walked past. She quickly shut her legs, the test tube shattered inside her and she had to go to hospital! :shock:

:lol: :lol: Yeah, ive heard that one before so i doubt it is just a CC urban legend.

Another one I heard was the one where some chick was in science class, and the class were taking swabs of the inside of their mouths and putting them under the microscope. This chick put her swab under the scope and it had a different appearance to the swabs of other students in the class. When she asked the teacher what the substance was, she told her that it appeared to be semen.

:lol: :lol:
 

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Knightmare said:
I don't know whether this is just a Central Coast urban legend, but the story goes that there was a highschool girl who stole a test tube from her science class, with the intention of using it as a dildo. Later on she was in a quiet spot 'servicing' herself with it when a teacher walked past. She quickly shut her legs, the test tube shattered inside her and she had to go to hospital! :shock:

But before going to hospital she let her boyfriend lose his virginity with her.......later, when the unfortunate lad was relating the story to his father, he said ....
"But Dad...when you were tellin me the birds and bees story...why didnt you mention that pussies had teeth?"
 

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innsaneink said:
Knightmare said:
I don't know whether this is just a Central Coast urban legend, but the story goes that there was a highschool girl who stole a test tube from her science class, with the intention of using it as a dildo. Later on she was in a quiet spot 'servicing' herself with it when a teacher walked past. She quickly shut her legs, the test tube shattered inside her and she had to go to hospital! :shock:

But before going to hospital she let her boyfriend lose his virginity with her.......later, when the unfortunate lad was relating the story to his father, he said ....
"But Dad...when you were tellin me the birds and bees story...why didnt you mention that pussies had teeth?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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Woman goes on vacation, has an affair with a guy she meets. At the airport he gives her a small gift package to open later. At home she opens it and there's a note saying "welcome to the world of AIDS." I was told that as if it were a true story, then later read it in a magazine article about urban legends.
 

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That Guy said:
Knightmare said:
I don't know whether this is just a Central Coast urban legend, but the story goes that there was a highschool girl who stole a test tube from her science class, with the intention of using it as a dildo. Later on she was in a quiet spot 'servicing' herself with it when a teacher walked past. She quickly shut her legs, the test tube shattered inside her and she had to go to hospital! :shock:

:lol: :lol: Yeah, ive heard that one before so i doubt it is just a CC urban legend.

Another one I heard was the one where some chick was in science class, and the class were taking swabs of the inside of their mouths and putting them under the microscope. This chick put her swab under the scope and it had a different appearance to the swabs of other students in the class. When she asked the teacher what the substance was, she told her that it appeared to be semen.

:lol: :lol:

Kara (one of my exes)
was that u?
 

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