WC 14th Match: Australia v India - London 9/6/19 (Ind win by 36 runs)

[Showtime]

Ganguly and Sangakkara thinking to themselves, how did we get stitched up with this Slater f**ktard.

 

[Bazal]

Lol Ganguly.

"Australia is not like India where people can just jump on the planes and land in this part of the world..."

Well how the f**k else do we get there?

 

[Canard]

India is 6 times the population of Australia according to Ganguly

Think his maths is a little off

 

[Bazal]

Ganguly and Sangakkara thinking to themselves, how did we get stitched up with this Slater f**ktard.

Sourav deserves it, the merkin.

Feel for Sanga though

 

[Pommy]

Lol Ganguly.

"Australia is not like India where people can just jump on the planes and land in this part of the world..."

Well how the f**k else do we get there?

f**king boat people.

 

[Bazal]

f**king boat people.

Well that explains the Split Enz song I guess

 

[Mr Spock!]

Ganguly and Sangakkara thinking to themselves, how did we get stitched up with this Slater f**ktard.

Fmd he's particularly annoying tonight.

 

[roofromoz]

Dhoni is the
Heart
Of the
Nicest
Indian team.

Nice sign little wanker

It can only be a Kiwi by the name of Dhonn that can take that mantle.

 

[Bazal]

Oh f**k, we've gone from Slats to Sanjay Manjrekar...

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Indian openers batting like it's a Dhoni tribute match.

50 off the last 25 balls will get them that 230.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Just as my ears were feeling relief - it's Clarkey

 

[roofromoz]

Oh f**k, we've gone from Slats to Sanjay Manjrekar...

and Michael Clarke.

 

[Mr Spock!]

I'd prefer to hear the 3rd umpire commentate than listen to slater again.

 

[jargan83]

Spend 7 hours f**king with the field and Coulter Plod bowls a couple of rank short balls

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Coulter Ganges

 

[Bazal]

and Michael Clarke.

I'd listen to Clarke for the entire World Cup if it meant not having Manjrekar in the box for even one stint...

 

[_snafu_]

Shit.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Clarke is the only merkin in the world who calls him Coulternile.

There's a hyphen Michael

 

[Bazal]

Coulter Yangtze with a few tasty thali plates in that over

 

[jargan83]

Good nut Patty