WC 14th Match: Australia v India - London 9/6/19 (Ind win by 36 runs)

[Hutty1986]

I can’t wait for Kholi to come out now.

That merkin has been smashed by anti-personality mines

 

[jargan83]

He’s picked for his batting

Certainly not his bowling

 

[Bazal]

That merkin has been smashed by anti-personality mines

Oh he has heaps of personality.

It's just a really f**king shit one

 

[Sphagnum]

Clarke reckons getting hit on the thumb can improve your batting.

It improves your batting about as much as your dad getting sacked as coach improved Darius boyd

 

[Pommy]

Coulter-Nile could bowl until Christmas and not take a wicket.

 

[Mr Spock!]

He’s picked for his batting

Don't think he'll arse his way to 90 again.....

 

[Pommy]

That merkin has been smashed by anti-personality mines

He’s the Indian Andy Murray.

 

[jargan83]

This Clarke + Mandrekar combo is starting to grate the ears

 

[butchmcdick]

Clarke - "Sometimes being grabbed by your throat by one of your teammates can help your batting."

I hear putting your penis in Lara Bingle is how Bradman used to warm up before an ashes campaign back in the day

 

[Showtime]

I hear putting your penis in Lara Bingle is how Bradman used to warm up before an ashes campaign back in the day

Bradman or Andrew Symonds?

 

[Sphagnum]

The will Smith of Australian cricket Adam zampa. Hopefully he bowls he 10 before Kleenex gets out there

 

[Hutty1986]

Bradman or Andrew Symonds?

I hear symmo used to ask Lara to "call me The Don"

 

[butchmcdick]

So zampa is not the bowler we have been looking for

 

[jargan83]

Zampa is shit

 

[butchmcdick]

I hear symmo used to ask Lara to "call me The Don"

Or big Donnie as an homage to Dylan Napa

 

[Hutty1986]

f**k Lyon is unlucky not to be there. Zampa is mediocre, and you just know he's the type of merkin who can't handle banter. Probably drinks wine too.

 

[Bazal]

Is there any way we can get the Hindi commentary on Fox?

Gotta be an improvement

 

[Bazal]

Probably drinks wine too.

OI!!!

 

[butchmcdick]

f**k Lyon is unlucky not to be there. Zampa is mediocre, and you just know he's the type of merkin who can't handle banter. Probably drinks wine too.

Sits down to piss too

 

[jargan83]

f**k Lyon is unlucky not to be there. Zampa is mediocre, and you just know he's the type of merkin who can't handle banter. Probably drinks wine too.

Needs a haircut too.