WC 2nd Semi Final Australia v England - Birmingham 11/7/19

[veggiepatch1959]

Bruh there's only 10 teams in the World Cup and most of them are 3rd world countries,Australia would have made the final 4 even if you and i played for them

Not me. I'm of the "can't bat, can't bowl" category.

But f**k I can field. Really.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

f**k off Kumar

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Has a good work ethic, good person, hitting them well in the nets

It's all you need.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Not me. I'm of the "can't bat, can't bowl" category.

But f**k I can field. Really.

I got laughed at recently because I couldn't throw.

I was a wicket keeper from age 6 because I was the fat one.

 

[TheParraboy]

It's all you need.

the poms think so..

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

Get it on the pitch, Cunneyes.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

'Great seam position'

Too bad it was 26 foot outside off stump Kumar.

 

[shiznit]

Good old kiwi boy Stokesy....

 

[veggiepatch1959]

I got laughed at recently because I couldn't throw.

I was a wicket keeper from age 6 because I was the fat one.

Shouldn't you be watching your teammates Finchy?

 

[The Mad Hatter]

The world's best Kiwi cricketer...plays for England. LOL.

As does Ireland's and WI's.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Shouldn't you be watching your teammates Finchy?

My job is done.

LU is where it's at.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

0/39 off 6.1 and we're cruising tonight.

Oh wait...that's the ladies...

 

[Travitoh]

The world's best Kiwi cricketer...plays for England. LOL.

As does Ireland's and WI's.

The old Rest of the World XI from the WSC days

 

[The Mad Hatter]

The old Rest of the World XI from the WSC days

Just needed a South African bat and...bingo!

 

[Travitoh]

Just needed a South African bat and...bingo!

A South African bat like Jason Roy?

 

[The Mad Hatter]

A South African bat like Jason Roy?

Blow me down.

Well, there you go. Over to FB to troll English relatives a little more.

Ok...I'm done. A day spent living vicariously through the exploits of NSW RL and NZ cricket and I'm spent.

Congrats England. You've gosh darn gone and won your first world cup. Just lube up before you rape us in The Ashes.

 

[shiznit]

talking about people coming out to play with injuries...

I remember Chris Harris coming out to play the final overs in a Chappell-Hadlee game with a f**ked up arm... he was just holding the bat with one arm from memory...

 

[Mr Angry]

Check the clouds.

Starc will clean up.

Cummins maybe first.

 

[veggiepatch1959]

I love Wade as much as splintery dildo up my arse, but we missed a trick not batting him tonight. Just to f**k with England. Mix things up...

Ouch....

 

[Pommy]

A South African bat like Jason Roy?

Like the Pakistani that’s carried you this far?