WC 2nd Semi Final Australia v England - Birmingham 11/7/19

[TheParraboy]

If we make the Final we play with 10 men

Draft in Wade, piss off Handscomb and Stoinplod

 

[hineyrulz]

We just need someone to stay with Smiffy FFS!!

 

[skeepe]

f**k I would laugh for days if England find a way to lose this

 

[Matt23]

Can someone tell me why a semi fit Stoinplod got a game tonight?

 

[Front-Rower]

If Langer has any backbone he needs to let Maxwell know if he fails today that’s it. Of course we know that probably won’t happen

 

[Travitoh]

If we make the Final we play with 10 men

Draft in Wade, piss off Handscomb and Stoinplod

10 men and Ellyse Perry?

 

[jargan83]

Don't bother landing the plane in the process. Forget the parachute as well.

I dunno, I like the thought of him being caught by the Taliban and being held without access to a mirror for the next 7 years would be an entertaining prospect

 

[TheParraboy]

Maxwell has to play the greatest innings of his life.

He has number 49 on his back, ill settle for that

 

[hineyrulz]

f**k Stoinplod off to Ninja f**kwit Warrior.

 

[Travitoh]

Can someone tell me why a semi fit Stoinplod got a game tonight?

Because he could still bench more than anyone else in the squad

 

[Front-Rower]

Unfortunately it looks like this wicket is getting better and better

 

[TheParraboy]

Can someone tell me why a semi fit Stoinplod got a game tonight?

cause he is a tough bloke and a good person

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Stoinplod and Jarrod Hayne - lesbiantrain can sure pick them.

Matt Wade leading run scorer bruh,put some respek on my name

 

[Front-Rower]

Matt Wade leading run scorer bruh,put some respek on my name

It’s easy to score against plodders though

 

[no name]

Why wasn’t Maxwell put in before Stoinplod?

 

[TheParraboy]

Unfortunately it looks like this wicket is getting better and better

Crucial Starc and co grab early wickets with the new ball, preferably 3-4 of them

 

[blaza88z]

Can someone tell me why a semi fit Stoinplod got a game tonight?

Because he played that insane innings in NZ a few years back, I can't think of anything else

 

[Front-Rower]

Crucial Starc and co grab early wickets with the new ball, preferably 3-4 of them

Yep. Hopefully today is Cummins day. I don’t think he’s been at his best in this tournament yet so far

 

[Travitoh]

The wicket might be a bit slow but otherwise fine. The bowlers for the most part have bowled very well and made it difficult for the batsmen.

 

[JamesRustle]

Because he played that insane innings in NZ a few years back, I can't think of anything else

That insane innings... That didn't even win us the game, so it goes down as an underwhelming innings in my book.