WCW Monday Nitro
Monday 2nd April 2001
The first Nitro since the Big Bang! gave birth to the new era of World Championship Wrestling began with a highlights package, beginning first with Bischoffs promo at the Night of Champions edition of Nitro, before highlighting the goings on at the pay per view, including the tag team ladder match, Scott Steiners win over Jeff Jarrett, the tag team unification bout, Shane Douglas and Mike Awesomes demolition job on Sting and Flair and finally Booker T retaining his world title against Diamond Dallas Page. We then went to a brand new opening package before heading to ringside where
Tony Schiavone and
Mike Tenay welcomed us to the new Monday Nitro.
The show kicked off with the familiar sirens of
Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiners theme song, with the Big Bad Booty Daddy taking no time in getting to the ring and calling for a *expletive* mic. Steiner, in front of a hot crowd, called out Booker T, claiming he deserved a rematch for the belt he lost to Booker T last week, and if Booker T had the balls he would live up to his moniker as a fighting champion, come out and accept his challenge.
The chchchchchchosen one
Unfortunately for Steiner, the music that hit the airwaves next was not that of the World Heavyweight Champion, rather that of
The Chosen One Jeff Jarrett, a former world champion himself. Jarrett, dressed read to wrestle and a pair of sunglasses headed to the ring with his trademark guitar, grabbing a mic from ringside and calling Steiner a punk and a phony. He accused Steiner of blindsiding him last night and acting unprofessionally. Jarrett claimed the match last night was a farce, which as of late, seems to have become the norm. He said the problem with WCW was not with Nash, with Hogan or with Russo, it was with people like Steiner who refused to wrestle by the rules. Steiner smirked, replying screw the rules jackass, this binness is about kicking ass and taking names. Jarrett replied by saying it would appear that way, which is why he wants a match with Steiner later on tonight, and just to make it clear, for all parties involved, there will be no rules. The crowd roared as Steiner asked Jarrett if he was serious, before accepting the challenge. However, before he could go any further, Jarrett clocked Steiner over the head with the guitar, telling him afterwards, screw the business Scott, this is about stepping over everyone to the top as he lay covered in splints.
After the first commercial break, we headed into the first match of the evening where reigning WCW Cruiserweight Champion
Sugar Shane Helms would team with his 3 Count buddies,
Shannon Moore and Evan Karagias, to face the trio of the
Jung Dragons and Jamie Noble. The match as a fast [aced affair and exhibited the evolution of the Cruiserweight division into one of fast paced, quick fire offence as opposed to tradition technical-based junior heavyweight wrestling. The Dragons and Noble worked well together, however it was 3 Count who managed to pick up the victory, after the referee was distracted and Karagias and Moore hit stereo superkicks on Kaz Hayashi, with a dazed Helms hitting the Vertebreaker for the victory unbeknownst of the events that had led to the win.
In the second match of the evening,
the Harris Boys (Ron and Don) were already in the ring as the team of
Air Raid, Paris and Styles, headed to the ring in matching red attire. Schiavone marvelled over the mismatch in size, with Tenay chiming in that what Air Raid lack in size, they make up for in heart and unique aerial offence. Before the match could get underway however, a familiar voice hit the airwaves, and it was that of
Father Chris Candido, after which his theme song hit the airwaves, and the reborn wrestler made his way down to ringside with
Sister Tammy in tow. Father Chris and Sister Tammy took a position next to Tenay and Schiavone, picking up headsets. The match was a clear mismatch in styles though both teams got in equal offence. Much of the focus, however was on the commentary delivered by Candido and Sytch, the two preaching a sermon down their headsets, claiming they are devoting their lives to the cleansing of the filth that is professional wrestling. They claimed that professional wrestling was the devils work, and it was up to them to bring salvation to those within Satans clutches. The Harris Boys got the victory when Ron pinned Paris after a backbreaking powerbomb. Father Chris and Sister Tammy then wandered around ringside with a mic in hand, flicking Holy Water on those fans at ringside as well as the Harris Boys, who looked more than a little confused.
Backstage after a commercial break,
Mean Gene Okerlund was standing by with
Rey Misterio Jr., Billy Kidman and Konaan, the Filthy Animals. Mean Gene questioned the Animals on their loss last night to the team of Chuck Palumbo and Sean OHaire, asking them what they plan to do to move forward. Konaan responded by saying they will move forward by proving themselves once again, as the best faction in all of professional wrestling, whether the man likes it or not. Mean Gene then directed a question to Misterio, who would face Sean OHaire tonight, asking him what is going through his mind. Misterio stared at Okerlund before switching his focus to the camera and muttering redemption.
In another backstage segment,
Lance Storm was seen warming up in the locker room, when he was interrupted by
The Cat. The Cat tried to show Storm some dance moves, only for Storm to reply that he should be shutting his mouth and stretching ahead of their match with Mamalukes tonight. The Cat responded by saying that he didnt need to stretch, as he was a bad man and questioned Storm why he needed to stretch anyway, as from what he could see, there wasnt much muscle. Storm replied that he could snap The Cats leg in seconds and would happily make him tap like a bitch. The two then got in eachothers faces before fading to a commercial.
In the third match of the evening,
The Cat and Lance Storm teamed up to take on the number one contenders to the WCW World Tag Team Champions,
Big Vito and Johnny The Bull of the Mamalukes. Schiavone said that usually hed have Storm and the Cat as heavy favourites, but after their heated encounter just moments ago, hes not so sure. The match was a mix of technical wresting, tag team brawling and a touch of comedy, as the Mamalukes did their best to halt the quick footed Cat and lighting technical prowess of Storm. The Mamalukes hit a number of double team manoeuvres, including a huge double bulldog, only for Storm and The Cat to respond with a superkick/spinning heel kick combination, followed up by the Canadian Maple Leaf by Storm, whereby the Cat hit a huge soccer kick to the skull of Johnny The Bull who was locked in. The match came to a confusing end, however, when The Cat refused to tag out despite taking an array of punishment from the Mamalukes. The Mamalukes hit a skylift slam for the victory, with Storm and The Cat arguing after the winners hands had been raised.
In this edition of Nitro, we were also subject to an odd promotional video, featuring static flashes and random numbers not all that dissimilar from the graphics featured in the film, The Matrix. The video lasted thirty or so seconds and left both Tony Schiavone and Mike Tenay perplexed as to what the video footage was for.
The fourth match of the evening saw one half of the
WCW World Tag Team Champions Sean OHaire take on one of the men his team defeated the night previous,
Rey Misterio, Jr. Both teams came to the ring without their respective team mates meaning the match would be a purely one-on-one contest. OHaire dominated early proceedings, utilising his size and strength advantage perfectly to keep Rey at bay. He hit a huge side slam and followed it by scooping Misterio directly from the ground to his shoulders and throwing him with a release firemans carry. Misterio, kicked out however, and managed to make some gains of his own, evading a big boot from OHaire and chop blocking him, followed up with a frankensteiner with OHaire already on his knees. The two switched advantage numerous times throughout the match, however the match came to an end when Misterio, attempting to hit a springboard frankensteiner, was poleaxed wit a jacknife powerbomb. OHaire then hit a high angle senton bomb to pick up the victory over the Latino superstar.
Following the bout, we received another hype video which stated that the reigning
WCW World Heavyweight Champion Booker T would be at Nitro next week with big news regarding his title and what he plans to achieve as WCWs top dog moving into the future. Footage was shown of Booker Ts career, ending with his win over Page at the Big Bang! and his trademark catchphrase, can you dig that, suckkkkkka!
The familiar tones of Deep Purples Perfect Stranger hit the airwaves as
The Franchise Shane Douglas and his new ally
Mike Awesome made their way down to ringside in this, the first edition of Nitro after The Big Bang! Awesome stood with a smug look on his face as Douglas invited viewers t check out what happened last night when he and Awesome decimated so called WCW legends Ric Flair and Sting. He said hed been waiting for years to do that, and though he would have preferred to do so in a match, Flair and Sting would never have the balls to do so, so he did the next best thing. He called last nights events a day of reckoning for not only WCW, but the entire wrestling business. He said that fans may not have liked what they heard and saw last night, but he doesnt give a s*** because it was the truth, and the truth hurts. The Franchise says that he enjoyed putting Flair and Sting in parallel hospital beds last night, and he hopes they never walk again. If they do, they can hightail up to Papa Vince like Flair did last time, because hes not welcome here where real wrestling is king. Douglas passed the mic to Mike Awesome, who closed the segment off by saying, the revolution has begun, and it will as violent as needed. The crowd was split during the promo, with Schiavone stating that love him or hate him, the Franchise is passionate about what he believes in, with Tenay following reiterating Douglas testament that there was a lot of truth to what he was saying.
The main event of this evenings Nitro saw
Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner do battle with
The Chosen One Jeff Jarrett. The match went for 15 minutes as the two former stablemates looked to beat the bejesus out of eachother in an attempt to prove to the world that they were the next in line to Booker Ts World title. Jarrett looked to capitalise on the guitar shot he dealed out earlier in the evening, hitting Steiner with an array of fists and elbows to the face, stomping Steiners head and nailing him with a DDT on a chair. Steiner fought back, utilising the chair himself as he ploughed Jarretts skull with a baseball like swing, before whipping the chosen one with the referees belt which he had managed to obtain. The two then took things to ringside, where Steiner attempted to hit a piledrive on the mats outside, only for Jarrett to escape, hit a low blow and begin choking Steiner with a cable. By this stage, both men had busted open and were bleeding profusely, their blonde hair stained with the crimson life liquid. Steiner, wearing black trunks with red Superman-style S graphics, managed to get back to his feet, and after trading fists outside, hit a huge atomic drop before driving Jarretts skull into the steel barricade. The two exchanged brutalities for a few minutes, before returning to the ring, where Jarrett hit Steiner with the steel chair and nailed him with The Stroke on the chair, only for Steiner to kick out of the pin attempt. Jarrett then locked in the figure four, only for Steiner to grab the ropes forcing a break. Jarrett, running out of options, went for his guitar, only for Steiner to grab it from him, kick him in the gut and shatter the instrument over the Chosen Ones neck. The crowd roared as Steiner locked in the Steiner Recliner, the referee calling for the bell as it was clear Jarrett could not continue. Steiner raised his arm in victory, beating Jeff Jarrett for the second time in successive evenings.
His celebrations were short lived however, as a man wearing a business suit and a headset, holding a clipboard, sprinted toward ringside hollering no no no no no, this wont do, this wont do at all! Schiavone and Tenay identified the man as
Don Callis, with Schiavone quipping wasnt he with that lot up in Philly for a while?. Callis called for a mic screaming at the referee to drop Steiners hand in victory, as from what he could see this evening, this match was anything but that for WCW. He said that it was matches like this, violence, blood and a distinct lack of character and taste which is what put this company in the red in the first place. He called this main event the epitome of poor taste and not what the Network had expected from Fusient when they took over. Callis introduced himself as the Networks representative, who will see to it that their objectives and bottom line are met when it comes to Nitro being broadcast live on air, and what the Network wants, the network gets. Callis signed off by saying that the era of meaningless violence is over, and the Network has taken control of WCW.
Quick Results:
3 Count def. Jung Dragons and Jamie Noble
The Harris Boys def. Air Raid
The Mamalukes def. Lance Storm and The Cat
Sean O'Haire def. Rey Misterio, Jr.
Scott Steiner def. Jeff Jarrett