We win our third wooden spoon in four years

[I'm a loser baby...]

The stadium burning is old hat.....I was there. As far as the rest is concerned I would press the button. As irate as I am, I will always follow the Eels. You can be assured of one thing. The next Eels premiership may see a lot more burned than a stadium.

Yeah the stadium thing is just a bit of an exclamation mark on the 'eff you' message. I'll always follow 'em too, I was just thinking clean slate. Well, a bit sooty, but you get the idea.

 

[Swiftstylez]

If I had knowledge that someone was on their way to Parra right this minute to burn down the stadium, tear up all the player's contracts, and fire all the staff, and all I had to do was press a button to stop them....well, I'd have some thinking to do.

I like it

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[Swiftstylez]

We have officially won the 12th of may. Is this an nrl record??

 

[Sujskiez]

don't worry boys the choosen one will be back by august to save our season :sarcasm:

 

[Swiftstylez]

Tim smith and michael hagan??

 

[Swiftstylez]

I hate being right all the time its a burden. Need something but it has nothing to do with sandow, couldnt even win when warriors basically started with 15

 

[Chipmunk]

I've seen enough this season from all 16 NRL teams that I think we will struggle not to win it to be honest.

 

[Swiftstylez]

If you enjoy mindlessly following us with hope in your heart and a smile on your face, don't read the spoilers that I'm able to show you.

Without Sandow we have only won 21 percent of games, without Hayne prior to 2014 we only won 23 percent of games. Both were absent for 14 and 13 games respectively.

So if Sandow doesn't play again that doubles our chances of losing over the next 14 game period without both him and Hayne (half of 22 percent), so we should win about 11 percent of them.

That gives us one, maybe two wins (as Sandow and Hayne being out at the same time may have skewed statistics) for the remainder of the year plus two byes which will see us finish on the same total as 2013 of 14 pts. If we are lucky we may jag an additional bonus win against a depleted team filled with origin stars.

You're welcome.

 

[Twizzle]

yawn

 

[Swiftstylez]

Can your yawn necro this thread when I am right? (I'm always right and I've got the track record to prove it, pending Sandow doesn't return)

Here is an example:

http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showthread.php?t=335538

Look at my OP and the responses.

 

[Twizzle]

glad you pointed that out

all your chicken little shit is now in one thread

 

[Swiftstylez]

glad you pointed that out

all your chicken little shit is now in one thread

Chicken little doesn't make threads like my one above or believe we could make the finals in 2009 before anyone else did.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Hope you're right Swifty! f**kwit.

 

[Swiftstylez]

Sandow potentially back at fullback tomorrow, our odds of missing the spoon just increased exponentially. Also my carefactor for this game came back.

 

[Parra47]

Sandow potentially back at fullback tomorrow, our odds of missing the spoon just increased exponentially. Also my carefactor for this game came back.

Yes give him a run at 1. He could be very good in attack and we have nothing to lose.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Yes give him a run at 1. He could be very good in attack and we have nothing to lose.

There's always the game and the two competition points.

 

[Swiftstylez]

Ok thats it, if sandow is gone the spoon is ours. This will be my final post here as there is no point flogging dead horses. We don't win shit without hayne and sandow with our current players. Cya guys later it's time to stop whinging about something that isnt going to change

 

[Casper The Ghost]

Ok thats it, if sandow is gone the spoon is ours. This will be my final post here as there is no point flogging dead horses. We don't win shit without hayne and sandow with our current players. Cya guys later it's time to stop whinging about something that isnt going to change

 

[bartman]

Is that treatment to promote excessive masturbation, or prevent it...?

 

[hineyrulz]

Is that treatment to promote excessive masturbation, or prevent it...?

In Caspers case it has to be to prevent it