Massive news from the Western Pasifika Porcupines as the race for the NRL's 18th team hots up. In an exclusive interview with this masthead, WPP CEO Patrick Peanut said:
"We are pleased to announce that the porcupines group are going to purchase the Brisbane Broncos, all Queensland Cup teams and Pauline Hanson's fish and chip shop. These purchases will allow us to position ourselves as a financial powerhouse."
It's this masthead's understanding that the Brisbane Broncos centre of excellence will be converted into a ski lodge for senior players use.
Spines up!!!!