Western Pasifika Bid News

[MugaB]

In 2 to 3 years the porcupines will be developing their own mega super stars.

Spines up!!!

I'll be watching that come to fruition and I'll be dancing on your figurative grave, with a whole heap of :I told you so"s, with a few 'nener! nener! neners' thrown in for good measure

 

[MugaB]

Spines UP!!!!
The cry for more than a decade of Pasifika fans, for their western team... read about it I this weeks
"TheRoar column" ... FFS

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Western Pasifika Porcupines wish to announce the club’s official team song as preparations for the WPP's entry into the NRL as team 18 continues. Noted world superstar Johnny B Williamson penned the tune.

Hey you!
Are you a porcupine?
Have you lost your mind?
Or did you find it in the lost and find?
Hey you!
Is it me or you or a Vegemite eating sulfur crested cockatoo?
Hey you!
Were you born in Poland?
Did you play reserve grade with Warren Boland?
Did your dog die of a ruptured colon?
Hey you!
Is it me or you or Kathman f**king du?
Did you nearly spew?
Hey you - Spines up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bad boy bubby]

We need a coach who played the glockenspiel in the 3rd grade.
This will put them in good stead on how the music industry truly works.
Anyone who is anyone has to have the fundamentals of the World Music Law tied up before they could ever dream of running a Rugby League team.

 

[MugaB]

We need a coach who played the glockenspiel in the 3rd grade.
This will put them in good stead on how the music industry truly works.
Anyone who is anyone has to have the fundamentals of the World Music Law tied up before they could ever dream of running a Rugby League team.

Scott Minto is free

 

[bad boy bubby]

I remember when I was stationed in the Solomon Islands in 1942 to ward off the Japs, all the kids would be crying "Dally Messenger! Dally Messenger!".
The news got there pretty slow in them days.
All they wanted to do was play rugby league, yet they had not actual football.
What would they use?
Dead Porcupines of course!
They'd kick those Dead Porkys from sunrise to sunset.
We then got moved West over to the Kokoda Trail, and we were gifted their very best Porky Ball.
We were honoured.
We arrived in PNG to the noise of "Dave Brown! Dave Brown!" (they were more up with the times)
And the long history of the Western Pasifika Porcupines was born.
We expect an approach from the NRL and Perth to be forthcoming, and a bygone conclusion.

 

[MugaB]

Western Pasifika Porcupines wish to announce the club’s official team song as preparations for the WPP's entry into the NRL as team 18 continues. Noted world superstar Johnny B Williamson penned the tune.

Hey you!
Are you a porcupine?
Have you lost your mind?
Or did you find it in the lost and find?
Hey you!
Is it me or you or a Vegemite eating sulfur crested cockatoo?
Hey you!
Were you born in Poland?
Did you play reserve grade with Warren Boland?
Did your dog die of a ruptured colon?
Hey you!
Is it me or you or Kathman f**king du?
Did you nearly spew?
Hey you - Spines up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I reckon the last line needs a few eplesives
HEY YOU, SPINE THE FUCƘ UP!!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Massive news from the Western Pasifika Porcupines bid as a joint venture with foundation clubs is announced!

Club CEO Gerry Singo's statement:
'The Porcupines are pleased to announce a joint venture with the Newtown Jets, North Sydney Central Coast Bears, Perth Reds and Hull KR.
This joint venture will mean The Western Pasifika-Newtown-Hull-Perth-North Sydney Central Coast SuperRedporkbearjetrovers will be the ideal glamour club!

Everything up!!!!!!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Massive news from the Western Pasifika Porcupines bid as NRL expansion hits fever pitch. Following the recent ALRC meeting WPP CEO Don Duck released this statement:

'We're ready. All our ducks are crossed and boxes are in a row. Our 1000000 seat stadium is ready, we will play 1 game a year at picturesque North Sydney Oval and 1 game at picturesque Dubbo North playing fields. We have a Junior base of 9 million people and 80000 Germans. We have just broken ground on our centre of excellence on picturesque Port Moresby.

Coach Wayde Benny will be our foundation coach. Our major sponsor will be Bonza, IKEA will be our brand partner. We hope to inspire men, women and children from sea to shiny sea."

In a separate statement club mascot Porky Pete said: "Whheeeeeeeee!!!!!!"


Spines up!!!!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Western Pasifika Porcupines are proud to announce that they will host magic weekend in 2057 when the NRL moves to a 11 conference, 36 team competition.

WPP Executive Manager of Football Operations Doc Mcfly said: "We are prod to host magic weekend. Games will be played in Sydney, Perth, Brisbane, Australia, Melbourne, Timbuktu as well as the Porcupines home ground in Macau".

Spines up!!!!!!!

 

[MugaB]

Western Pasifika Porcupines are proud to announce that they will host magic weekend in 2057 when the NRL moves to a 11 conference, 36 team competition.

WPP Executive Manager of Football Operations Doc Mcfly said: "We are prod to host magic weekend. Games will be played in Sydney, Perth, Brisbane, Australia, Melbourne, Timbuktu as well as the Porcupines home ground in Macau".

Spines up!!!!!!!

There's also the German conference, you forgot to mention, you forget how parochial there are.

Spines up fürer