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Western Pasifika Bid News

AlwaysGreen

Immortal
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49,144
Western Pasifika Porcupines statement concerning NRL gag order, by CEO Ronald Bump:

The Porcupines wish to keep their billions of fans worldwide informed of the bid process, as follows:
1. Bids must fill in form z6.3a in triplicate using a blue Bic pen. The form must then be signed by a justice of the peace, a German citizen and the Pope. ✅️
2. Bidders must have a 90000 capacity stadium ✅️, a centre of excellence and IKEA ✅️, 6700 pokies ✅️, and 670 million kroner in a westpac super saver account ✅️
3. Collect 100 tokens from participating KFC restaurants and post them to NRL headquarters. The WPPs have collected 97, just missing the Walters bros naked Christmas photo pogs.
4. Survive the eliminator: a naked run between the gauntlet of club CEOs armed with tazers and bull whips. TBA

spoons up!!!!!!!
 

Milhouse2020

Juniors
Messages
257
Western Pasifika Porcupines statement concerning NRL gag order, by CEO Ronald Bump:

The Porcupines wish to keep their billions of fans worldwide informed of the bid process, as follows:
1. Bids must fill in form z6.3a in triplicate using a blue Bic pen. The form must then be signed by a justice of the peace, a German citizen and the Pope. ✅️
2. Bidders must have a 90000 capacity stadium ✅️, a centre of excellence and IKEA ✅️, 6700 pokies ✅️, and 670 million kroner in a westpac super saver account ✅️
3. Collect 100 tokens from participating KFC restaurants and post them to NRL headquarters. The WPPs have collected 97, just missing the Walters bros naked Christmas photo pogs.
4. Survive the eliminator: a naked run between the gauntlet of club CEOs armed with tazers and bull whips. TBA

spoons up!!!!!!!

Are the 49,144 posts you've contributed to this forum complete balderdash like this one? Asking for a friend.

And that's the way the cookie crumbles.
 
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