Western Pasifika Bid News

[AlwaysGreen]

Massive news from the Western Pasifika Porcupines as a key member joins the NRL's only logical bid for an 18th team.
WPP club secretary Kermit Klogg: 'We are pleased to announce US president Joe Biden as the Western Pasifika Porcupines Pathways Coordinator. Mr Biden's youth and enthusiasm will ensure our 7007007 juniors will be NRL ready'.

In another exciting development, the German government has announced tax free status to all Porcupines players.

Spines up!!!

 

[MugaB]

Massive news from the Western Pasifika Porcupines as a key member joins the NRL's only logical bid for an 18th team.
WPP club secretary Kermit Klogg: 'We are pleased to announce US president Joe Biden as the Western Pasifika Porcupines Pathways Coordinator. Mr Biden's youth and enthusiasm will ensure our 7007007 juniors will be NRL ready'.

In another exciting development, the German government has announced tax free status to all Porcupines players.

Spines up!!!

Oh no not zee geemans Tommy

 

[Sir Donald Reacharound]

Several mentions of the Galapagos Islands in this thread.

Does everyone expect that an NRL expansion team is going to be able to claim this territory, when it is already an important part of the Sydney Roosters junior system?

 

[MugaB]

Several mentions of the Galapagos Islands in this thread.

Does everyone expect that an NRL expansion team is going to be able to claim this territory, when it is already an important part of the Sydney Roosters junior system?

Roosters own the earth and the moon, every junior is "their" junior

 

[Get Rid of The Donkeys]

Oh no not zee geemans Tommy
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I can see why you have photos of Hitler on your phone. Croatians were aligned with the Nazis in WWII.

 

[MugaB]

I can see why you have photos of Hitler on your phone. Croatians were aligned with the Nazis in WWII.

Bit bored are we? Stalking my posts, coz your so insecure about being a racist...

that's ok I'll just keep replying to your racist comments with
"potato" coz its your favourite number

 

[MugaB]

Bad news for Western Pasifika Porcupines fans this week, seems that The North Sydney Bears has Usurped the great saint Peter V'Dog's favor, some have said that they've gone and used the dirty cammeray laundry and used their north shore connections to swindle the other Greek in the rooms ear the Godfather of Bondi Uncle Nick into Chinese whispers that has deafened the ARLC, into thinking the east coast bears are a better fit than the Local (ACTUAL!) Western Porcupine...
Shame.....SHAME...


First you take our Colors of Black, Red, White and tinge of Yellow, then you take our City of Perf, WA and now you take our Namesake "Western!"
Is there no bounds, tha you can stoop so low.

The WESTERN pacifika BID shall live on, hopefully to become the 2nd team in the great Western city of perf, the most Westernest, western, of the West!

 

[flippikat]

I'm picking this bid will probably re-work it's strategy in light of what's happened with the Western Bears, and relaunch as either the Geelong Jets or a second Perth team - the Indian Ocean Dirty Red Octopuses.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Big news about this bid coming up soon.
Can't reveal too much but it involves a merger, a relocation, a multi million dollar government grant, and a sex romp with twin models from Uzbekistan.

 

[Vlad59]

Big news about this bid coming up soon.
Can't reveal too much but it involves a merger, a relocation, a multi million dollar government grant, and a sex romp with twin models from Uzbekistan.

With a 600 million dollar grant from Albo?

 

[MugaB]

With a 600 million dollar grant from Albo?

No way, we're demanding double that... minimum, Western pacifika, spans more 3rd world countries and Tasmania, we deserve way more

 

[AlwaysGreen]

With a 600 million dollar grant from Albo?

He's selling one of his houses to fund the bid. Will wear the mascot suit for the first 5 years too.

 

[Vlad59]

He's selling one of his houses to fund the bid. Will wear the mascot suit for the first 5 years too.

Dressed as Chicken Man?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

As the announcement of the Western Pasifika Porcupines as NRL team 18 nears, the glamour club is pleased to announce some important updates regarding our jersey.

Our main jersey will be Voluptuous Blue with Pineapple Yellow chevron.
Our alternative strip will be mauve and brown with a red stripe (a salute to our founding club and joint venture partner Glebe).

Indigenous round jersey will be designed by noted artist Pro Hart Jr.
Bald men in league round jersey will be white, black, blue, red, green, yellow, orange, purple, silver, teal, aqua, beige, eggshell diamonds.

Spines up!!!

 

[MugaB]

As the announcement of the Western Pasifika Porcupines as NRL team 18 nears, the glamour club is pleased to announce some important updates regarding our jersey.

Our main jersey will be Voluptuous Blue with Pineapple Yellow chevron.
Our alternative strip will be mauve and brown with a red stripe (a salute to our founding club and joint venture partner Glebe).

Indigenous round jersey will be designed by noted artist Pro Hart Jr.
Bald men in league round jersey will be white, black, blue, red, green, yellow, orange, purple, silver, teal, aqua, beige, eggshell diamonds.

Spines up!!!

All bald men jerseys should show some ivory, in honour of those who've lost their folicals, yeah yeah

 

[Red&BlackBear]

As the announcement of the Western Pasifika Porcupines as NRL team 18 nears, the glamour club is pleased to announce some important updates regarding our jersey.

Our main jersey will be Voluptuous Blue with Pineapple Yellow chevron.
Our alternative strip will be mauve and brown with a red stripe (a salute to our founding club and joint venture partner Glebe).

Indigenous round jersey will be designed by noted artist Pro Hart Jr.
Bald men in league round jersey will be white, black, blue, red, green, yellow, orange, purple, silver, teal, aqua, beige, eggshell diamonds.

Spines up!!!

Can you please clarify 2 things. Did Glebe beat out Annandale and Cumberland? Is it true that Glebe’s selling point was free meat trays and $20 pokies vouchers to play at the Toxteth Hotel?

What happens to University now? Are they still partnering with Bogota Modelo’s?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Statement from Western Pasifika Porcupines CEO Fuzz Frothfield:
"Unlike other poverty stricken and unorganised bids the Western Pasifika Porcupines are flush with dough and ready to take the 18th NRL licence. We hope the five hundred crisp $100 bills we slipped the great Peter V'landys at the dally Ms doesn't go unnoticed."

Mr Frothfield also denied giving details of the sloppy and unprofessional bids to award winning boozehound Buzz Rothfield:
"I have never met the gentleman, although I may pass him on the way out of the brothel ,ahem, gentlemen's club from time to time".

Spines up!!!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Massive news from the Western Pasifika Porcupines as rival bids fall over in the race to be the NRL's 18th team.
Porcupines Chairman Violet Crumble said:
"We were rang by Darth Lord V'landys who congratulated us on formalising the greatest bid in the history of sport."

King V'landys highlighted:
● The Porcupines 67 billion kroner in liquid assets and 96 billion rand brothel empire.
● Porcupines partnership agreements with well known brands LA Cola, Sorny, Duff Beer, Lloyd's of Launceston and IKEA.
● Porcupines partnership agreements with foundation NRL clubs Annandale and Cumberland as well as Brisbane rugby league foundation clubs University and Brisbane Brothers, as well as glamour clubs Pia Donkeys, Gateshead Thunder, Garoka Lahanis and Dubbo Dobermans.
● 68000 juniors, including 27 Germans.
● Award winning buffet at the Western Pasifika Porcupines leagues club and pokie den.

Spines up!!!!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Exciting news out of the Western Pasifika Porcupines as the glamour club is pleased to announce Peter Cumins as inaugural CEO, Chairman, Coach and brand ambassador.
Porcupines interim chair Scott Scotland said: "Mr Cumins has demonstrated a number of times that he is a smooth operator with a knack for getting the job done. His relationship with the head honchos at the NRL is excellent and we envision a fruitful relationship with the NRL. "

Spines up!!!!!

 

[blue bags]

Big news about this bid coming up soon.
Can't reveal too much but it involves a merger, a relocation, a multi million dollar government grant, and a sex romp with twin models from Uzbekistan.

Relocation. Mergers. Perth Red's
Western BEAR'S
Perth BEAR'S
Claws UP
Mighty Bears are back babe