Massive update for the Western Pasifika Porcupines as they're inclusion as team 18 in the NRL seems set in stone.
Super fan and well known comedian Kenny Bania seems set to invest millions of Deutsch Marks into his beloved Porcupines:
"I have followed the Porcupines since I was 3 months old, they're the best, Jerry, the best!". This masthead understands that Bania is prepared to invest a bowl of soup and an armani suit in the glamour side.
Club CEO Dick Dickinson-Dickson told this masthead that a whole pallet of Porcupines merchandise had been airlifted to Mr Bania's condominium in LA: "Bania knows a lot of people. He's friends with Vanilla Ice, Barney the Dinosaur and Corey Feldman.
"Corey Feldman mighty be seen in a porcupine hat!"
Spines up!!!!!!
