What is the worst movie you've seen at the cinema?

[Someone]

no f**king way, No Country for Old Men was a masterpiece. I wish more movies like this were made.

 

[RoosTah]

Prometheus - promised so much but was just so awfully written... I'm sure I've seen worse movies, but don't think I can remember leaving a cinema as disappointed in a long long time.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Anchorman 2. Was so disappointed

 

[Misanthrope]

Alien vs Predator. It didn't help that I was sick as a dog, but I like to think the movie would have made me vomit even without the dodgy fish I'd eaten earlier.

 

[The Charlatan]

Deep Blue Sea. Biggest POS I've ever watched. Was just f**king awful.

 

[firechild]

I cant stand Melissa McCarthy (I think her name is)

She is f**king awful. Almost as bad as that fat Aussie chick that seems to be in everything at the moment.

 

[canberra_raiders2k2]

Chinese Hercules.

We used to have a movie night which was based on random old crap movies.

This was by far the worst lol.

 

[soc123_au]

No Country for Old Men - Plodding nonsensical garbage, Tommy Lee Jones' monotone drolling for 2 hours, Javier Bardem strutting around Texas like a piss poor version of The Terminator with a compressed Air tank Boring as hell. Can't fathom how this won an Oscar.

I couldnt possibly agree any more with this. I read the reviews, saw the Oscar nominations, grabbed a ticket & a $423.00 bucket of popcorn & waited for it to get good. It just didnt. A true Shane Watson of a movie.

 

[God-King Dean]

I don't mind Rebel & McCarthy. But I can see why people hate them. They're a one trick pony, so if you don't find them funny, every movie with them in it is going to suck.

 

[Lemon Squash]

I don't mind Rebel & McCarthy. But I can see why people hate them. They're a one trick pony, so if you don't find them funny, every movie with them in it is going to suck.

Totally agree with this they are definitely one trick ponies... I think McCarthy is actually very talented but the problem is she plays the same role every movie. My misses dragged me along to see Bridesmaids when it first came out and it was surprisingly not bad, McCarthy was particularly good when she was a a supporting actor in it playing straight talking blokey fat girl and it was quite funny. Problem is now they have tried to turn her into the star of the movie and she is obviously accepting the roles even though the script may be utter garbage.

She is the female Zac Galifanakis

 

[some11]

Except Zach lost a ton of weight and got himself into an Oscar nominated film.

 

[The Charlatan]

I don't mind Rebel & McCarthy. But I can see why people hate them. They're a one trick pony, so if you don't find them funny, every movie with them in it is going to suck.

Bang on.

 

[edabomb]

and then???

I needed to google this having not seen the movie in fifteen years - as bad as that scene was still funnier than Anchorman 2. Thanks for breaking my tie :lol:

 

[Shaun Hewitt]

What about the Tekken movie. Didn't see it at tge movies but it was dogs balls.

 

[God-King Dean]

May bring myself to watch it one day.

It will be hard, because I love Tekken. And I know it will be shit.

 

[alien]

I needed to google this having not seen the movie in fifteen years - as bad as that scene was still funnier than Anchorman 2. Thanks for breaking my tie :lol:

you're welcome

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[Captain Apollo]

Highlander II: The Quickening. I wish I had walked out on this piece of manure rather than sitting through the whole movie.

Honourable mention to Razorback.

 

[snoozer]

Highlander II: The Quickening. I wish I had walked out on this piece of manure rather than sitting through the whole movie.

Honourable mention to Razorback.

what was wrong with the giant cyborg pig?

i wish they had put more backstory in how the pig became robotic.

 

[Captain Apollo]

what was wrong with the giant cyborg pig?

i wish they had put more backstory in how the pig became robotic.

Are we talking about the same movie? Razorback was a 1984 Australian film directed by Russel Mulcahy about a killer wild pig in the outback. No cyborg pig in it (story wise at least).

Either that, or I'm not getting your humour :?

 

[snoozer]

Are we talking about the same movie? Razorback was a 1984 Australian film directed by Russel Mulcahy about a killer wild pig in the outback. No cyborg pig in it (story wise at least).

Either that, or I'm not getting your humour :?

just jokes apollo!

yes the movie was crap. and the pig looked like it was being wheeled about on a trolley - hence the robot stuff.