What is the worst movie you've seen at the cinema?

[madunit]

Australia

what a yawn.

 

[Evil_Mush]

All I know about IJ & Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is that there are monkeys, aliens & a fridge and that it raped everyone's childhoods (well children of the 80s childhoods, such as myself).

Having resisted watching for this long, I'm curious about how bad it really is, and wonder if I'll actually enjoy it to a degree with the hindsight of unpopular opinions keeping my defenses up in terms of childhood memory pillaging and whatnot.

 

[T.S Quint]

I concur with both of these.
I saw both in the cinema and they were almost unwatchable.

 

[T.S Quint]

All I know about IJ & Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is that there are monkeys, aliens & a fridge and that it raped everyone's childhoods (well children of the 80s childhoods, such as myself).

Having resisted watching for this long, I'm curious about how bad it really is, and wonder if I'll actually enjoy it to a degree with the hindsight of unpopular opinions keeping my defenses up in terms of childhood memory pillaging and whatnot.

When you hear people saying how it's the worst movie ever, you know it's not going to be that bad.
If you compare it to the original trilogy it doesn't stand up well. It's biggest problem was that it had the words 'Indiana Jones and...' in the title.

 

[T.S Quint]

Oh, and the monkey scene was pretty damn stupid.
The aliens and the fridge I have no problem with.

 

[Martin Bella's Luvhandles]

Oh yes! Made the same mistake and was throwing f-bombs galore after it having been a huge fan of the original

Looking back now, there are some great action scenes and interesting ideas thrown up.
But the presentation of it was a gobbled up mess with too many loose pointless side characters and threads. Could have been good, what a shame.

Revolutions was even worse, saw that at the movies too (sigh)

I thought revolutions was slightly better

Reloaded wanted to make me rip my dick off with a spanner

 

[Wizardman]

Oh, and the monkey scene was pretty damn stupid.
The aliens and the fridge I have no problem with.

...said only one person in the history of the f**king planet. You gotta be kidding me

 

[typicalfan]

The Village....

When the Sixth Sense did its big reveals they were great. When the Village did them, they ruined the whole film.

Doom was another....just so average.

 

[MKEB...]

I went with the Missus to "New Years Eve". It was that bad bad, I lasted 10 minutes and left the missus watching it. I went to the pub and had a couple pints whilst watching golf highlights...and I really dont enjoy golf. Funnily enough the missus loved the movie.

 

[Martin Bella's Luvhandles]

Gravity - what a boring piece of shit

 

[madunit]

Exodus: Gods and Kings

 

[Timbo]

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[gUt]

Don't think I've ever walked out on a movie but I fell asleep during Night at the Museum 3 the other day. I don't know how they managed to make the same movie 3 times in a row and shamelessly pretend they aren't.

 

[vvvrulz]

I don't know how they managed to make the same movie 3 times in a row and shamelessly pretend they aren't.

Pretty much the Rush Hour trilogy too, and Austin Powers... Meet the Parents...

Seems to be a trend with comedies.

 

[woodyk2]

Titanic

 

[Canard]

Joe Versus the Volcano

Only movie I have ever walked out on.

Good it was shit, and set the tone for future crapfests starring Hanks and Meg Ryan, which I never bothered to see after that steaming pile of dog shit.

 

[woodyk2]

Oh, that Jack Black wrestling one.

 

[legend]

A movie called Hardware. Came out in 1991 from memory. Easily the worst movie I have ever paid money to see!

 

[azzah72]

Mine would be Mission to Mars.

Upon the declining quality of movies recently, a repeated viewing now shows it wasn't that bad but at the time I hated it.

 

[vvvrulz]

Mine would be Mission to Mars.

Upon the declining quality of movies recently, a repeated viewing now shows it wasn't that bad but at the time I hated it.

I remember 80% of it being really good but then it got corny really fast