What Phrases and Words Make You See Red?

[veggiepatch1959]

"With due respect".

Should not be used in any context except the US military.

 

[Life's Good]

‘Due to an expired credit card your pornhub subscription has been cancelled’.

 

[thailand]

There is a bunch of phrases and words that make me cringe every time I hear them. I hear and read them in general conversation, social media and TV interviews. Here we go with mine....

"Know what I mean?" - I've heard this up to three times in a sentence. If I didn't know what you meant, I'd ask you to f**king explain.

"Noone" - Noone is actually a surname. The word you are looking for is NO ONE!

"Yeah...Nah" - A general response by someone who doesn't have a clue of how to answer a question presented to them. It's one or the other - not both.

"Level playing field" - A politician's special. What's it supposed to mean? All parties involved are treated equally? Who knows?

"I can categorically state..." - Another politician's specialty. The inclusion of "categorically" means nothing. Just a ploy to make someone sound more intelligent than what they really are.

Fire away with yours.

tv station 9 live and free WHAT A LOAD OF FING CRAP ITS FREE BECOUSE C9 CHARGE A MILLION BUCKS FOR ADDS NOT BECOUSE THERE KIND TO US ASSHOLES

 

[juro]

Why are people so afraid of saying the word "me"? They somehow think it is childish, maybe?

So many people say "Will you come with Dave and I". You wouldn't say "Will you come with I". Why change the word when you add someone else?

Far too many times I hear things like "Please don't hesitate to contact John, Dick or myself". How can someone else contact yourself???

 

[veggiepatch1959]

"It came out the back of the hands" when disputing a forward pass.

Where's the backs of your hand? It's on the other side from your palms idiot. Ever see anybody pass a ball with their arms crossed? Didn't think so.

How it comes out the back, front of the hands or your arsehole shouldn't determine what's forward or not.

 

[thailand]

"It came out the back of the hands" when disputing a forward pass.

Where's the backs of your hand? It's on the other side from your palms idiot. Ever see anybody pass a ball with their arms crossed? Didn't think so.

How it comes out the back, front of the hands or your arsehole shouldn't determine what's forward or not.

IF THE BALL CAME OUT OF MY ASS HOLE STIFF SHIT

 

[veggiepatch1959]

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Arsehole alert!

 

[veggiepatch1959]

Colour me surprised.

WTF does that mean?

 

[Cherry_poppins]

and 2001

your blokes had to lose 5

We had to lose quite a number before our first

Or we just were a better team on the day

 

[Cherry_poppins]

Simples

Used to punctuate a point

You're a shitmerkin and so are the creators of the stupid meerkat ads you're referencing

f**k you

 

[veggiepatch1959]

Simples.

Used to describe the advertiser's target audience.

 

[LESStar58]

Privilege when it is used in social justice circles. Just a PC buzzword used to absolve the simpletons of taking any responsibility for themselves.

 

[horrie hastings]

Amazeballs, who the f*ck came up with this ridiculous nauseating one

 

[Cherry_poppins]

Amazeballs, who the f*ck came up with this ridiculous nauseating one

Oh to totes magotes mate

 

[Pommy]

Centrelink and Service NSW.

I've had to visit both this week and both are great examples of the most wretched hives of scum and villainy ever.

 

[veggiepatch1959]

Centrelink and Service NSW.

I've had to visit both this week and both are great examples of the most wretched hives of scum and villainy ever.

Try those anal warts known as the Child Support Agency.

 

[retch]

'Too easy ' annoys me a bit.

 

[Silent Knight]

'Lol@souffs'. Such blatant disrespect for one of rugby league's proudest clubs. If I ever get my hands on the people who post in the lol@souffs threads there's no telling what I'll do. Flamin' mongrels the lot of them.

 

[Twizzle]

Flamin' mongrels the lot of them.

are you Maurie Fields reincarnated

 

[Cherry_poppins]

are you Maurie Fields reincarnated

Stone me blooming crows