What show would you liked turned into a porno!!

[Mr Angry]

Not many people here 'getting any' are they?

 

[Andy]

A country practice - Cookie and The Matron getting it on

 

[Manly Preniers in 2005]

Unfortunately no Mr Angry. As a 13 yr old I dont expect to get too much.

 

[Moffo]

Sunday Sunrise and the Business Show

 

[Mr Angry]

But your willing to watch hey?
I would rather be 'doing' than 'watching'. You should be neither for a few years anyway.

 

[Anonymous]

A Current Affair

That Ray Martin really boils my potato :lol:

 

[Bobby DIGital]

The Block.

 

[knights04]

Good morning Australia. Bert and Moira getting it on with Belvadear reciting a porno poem.

Bert and Moira are going down,
whilst I watch them make a frown.
They say the best sex is in the morning,
as Bert Newton is so boring.

 

[Raider_69]

i would say Home and Neighbours
so many scene, so many angles, so many natural disasters and it can cater for the older generation ;-)

anything with the sutherland sisters, Tasha, Hayley, Sally, Serena, Steph, Libby and Nina
I remember explaining it all in full to a mate at my Australian Business Week dinner and the teacher caught it on tape
thankfully no audio was used :lol:

 

[Special K]

Burkes Backyard.

It sounds like a porno anyway

 

[Ron Jeremy]

What about the name...backdoor blitz :lol:

 

[Weasels Ripped My Flesh]

The Osbournes!

oh wait...someone allready did that :|

 

[Houdini]

Humphrey B Bear.

That shows halfway there already, Humphrey doesn't wear any pants and he doesn't talk. We all know there's no need for dialogue in those movies.

But for me, I would choose playschool. John, Noni, Bonita, Big Ted, Hambul, Jemima. Plus you could have really abstract camera angles -through the round window, or perhaps the arch window
And imagine the excitement when the rocket clock comes into play

 

[madunit]

Seasame Street has some great oppotunities. Think of how popular Mr Snuffalophagus will be? You'll find out what "Big Bird" is all about. And then theres Bert and Ernie. Oscar is always doing solo scenes. Count likes meat in his mouth, Tickle me Elmo? sounds enterprising.

I dunno people, this is a clear cut winner for me. You could even change the name to Sexme street.

 

[Steven Gerrard]

:lol: :lol: Funniest thread i seen in ages....everyone as such creative ideas...

For Me...Home and Away...Dani and Hayley....yeahhh ;-)

 

[Le Rouge]

The world would be much more loving if every TV show had pornographic content

Im....all for it

 

[Samwise]

just think we could change the names of so many shows to suit the new content...

eg.
Becker - Pecker
Everyone loves raymond - actually you wouldnt need to change that one, just the meaning of loves.
The Late Show with David Letterman - The great ho's with david letterman
Sesame street - Sexme Street (thanks madunit)
Home and Away - Ho's and a gay
Buffy the vampire slayer - Buffy the vampire layer
Cheese TV - actually this ones just wrong
3 guys and a girl - nuff said
Futurama - fistarama

 

[Knightmare]

Seasame Street has some great oppotunities. Think of how popular Mr Snuffalophagus will be? You'll find out what "Big Bird" is all about. And then theres Bert and Ernie. Oscar is always doing solo scenes. Count likes meat in his mouth, Tickle me Elmo? sounds enterprising.

I dunno people, this is a clear cut winner for me. You could even change the name to Sexme street.

I've had an idea for ages that they rip off 'American Psycho' and call it 'Sesame Street Pscycho' and Bert is like the guy in that movie, he gets it on with Prairie Dawn, Zoe, Rosita, Maria et. all, then cuts them up with a chainsaw or whatever!

But who could go past 'Thomas the Tank engine' :lol: We find out what the nickname 'Fat Controller' is REALLY about, and WHY Thomas is a "really useful engine". Percy makes his feelings known to Edward and tries to "shunt" him, but Edward tells him to piss off. That girl engine Daisy does the 'rounds' on the island of Sodor every morning, and James takes Annie and Clarabel for a "ride". They change the name to "Thomas the Wank Engine's Adventures on the Island of Sodom" :lol:

 

[Knightmare]

Hang on! Who could forget 'The Footy Show'! Lady Luck does every sexy female guest live on stage, they change her name to 'Lady F**k' :lol:
"And just remember that Lady F**k- is wanting a ride!"

 

[Anonymous]

The problem with that is that its every mans dream