Whats the funniest thing you have seen at the football?

[sharksforever63]

The Reg Regans at Shark Park when we played against The Roosters last year was funny, what about everyone else?

 

[Frailty]

This years game against the cowboys, seeing the cowboys being hosed by a bloke holding the fire hose!

 

[Shark]

That Roosterman d!ckhead, with the rubber glove on his head and the bones to put curses on people.

As Rove would say..."What the...?"

Although, the rabid Warriors fan I saw in 2002 was pretty funny...

All game he kept yelling:

"Kim Orn Wurriuz, pet sim intintceety in yur difeence!"

Took me a while to figure out what he was saying... :?:

 

[Special K]

the warrior fan that knocked out GF? ;-)

that reminds me.. that day there was a drunk dragons fan who sat down during the pl and flegg games saying "go dragons go go dragons go" he didn't shut up and left before the main game :lol: #-o

 

[madunit]

I saw Souths fans

It made me laugh out loud, but I started looking too often at them in bewilderment and I started to feel sick.

 

[lolesi]

Well, this was on my way to the football this year, it was Cronulla Vs Nth Qld, i was driving down, but before the game i was going to my uncles in cronulla, so was driving pass Shark Park pretty early, anyway im driving, and im coming up to the Speed Camera opposite the Bus Depo, and i see some bloke speed past me with a dragons flag out the window :roll: , and then realise that the speed camera is right there, but to late, i see a flash, and then the flag go back into the car, and a bloke hitting the steering wheel, looking pretty pissed off :lol:

 

[Special K]

Well, this was on my way to the football this year, it was Cronulla Vs Nth Qld, i was driving down, but before the game i was going to my uncles in cronulla, so was driving pass Shark Park pretty early, anyway im driving, and im coming up to the Speed Camera opposite the Bus Depo, and i see some bloke speed past me with a dragons flag out the window :roll: , and then realise that the speed camera is right there, but to late, i see a flash, and then the flag go back into the car, and a bloke hitting the steering wheel, looking pretty pissed off :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: bahahahaha that is the best of all time!

 

[madunit]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

 

[SirShire]

The torrents of abuse from the drunks to the refs/opposition/coach(s)/phil bailey/ref's wife/touch judge/video ref are always funny.

 

[The Popper]

Can't beat that one, Lol.
But the funniest thing I saw was years ago at Endeavour Field. Wasn't much of a crowd there. It started raining. On went the raincoats and up went the umbrellas. Except for one bloke. He took off his clothes and sat there in Speedos.

 

[gunnamatta bay]

Watching a Test match at the sfs Oz vs Poms about 1994? Martin Offiah lost his boot in a tackle. He stood around looking for it and a pom teamate picked it up and threw it to him but he didnt see it coming and it hit him in the head.

 

[Chondricthyes]

When two fall down drunk blokes set the fire hose on the small band of check shirted Cowboys fans this year.
The only laugh I got that night!

 

[millersnose]

reefy and mcsharkie shaking hands

followed closely by

bugden on his knees pleading for a penalty right in front of a packed sumertime bar

 

[Jimbo]

Not from one of our games, but I still get a chuckle from Lance Thompson's attempt to catch the ball from that 20m tap in 2000. He trips over his own feet, the ball hits him in the head, Melbourne score again from the next set and go on to win by 60

Priceless!!

:lol:

 

[carcharias]

two of my all time fauves ...not from our games but .... well just read them.

 

[imasharkie]

Big Bill Hamilton having a p!ss during a game.

 

[Shark]

Don McKinnon did that too, IMA.

 

[coolumsharkie]

My first memory of a Sharks game was when Glenn Duffy(Balmain) missed a shot right in front on the bell that would have won the game for them at Endeavor...

My Dad was yelling "Duffy duffed it" and this lady was sobbing loudly on her boyfriends shoulder in front of us!!

That was pretty funny and I was only 8 or 9 yrs old then.

also...

Last year at ANZ shitfight stadium this guy jumped down onto the athletic track (which is a big no no) and the cops took chase....man this guy shoul;d have been playing for the Sharks that day becuase he side stepped and eluded evry copper and security and jumped over the back fence and got away.... :lol:

(big cheers)

It was a Keystone Cops show,f**king funny sh!t....

 

[imasharkie]

Don McKinnon did that too, IMA.

You're right shark it was McKinnon not big bill

 

[Kramer]

Not from one of our games, but I still get a chuckle from Lance Thompson's attempt to catch the ball from that 20m tap in 2000. He trips over his own feet, the ball hits him in the head, Melbourne score again from the next set and go on to win by 60

Priceless!!

:lol:

Damn right, bloody hilarious. I don't know what was funnier, Lance tripping over or the fact that Nathan Brown still passed the ball to him after he had tripped. The look on both their faces was priceless. The whole match was a scream actually, from go to whoa. Especially after Mundine was mouthing off before the game.
Another funny one, Paul Langmack, playing for Wests at the time, taking a shot for goal from right in front and kicked it under the black dot. Soccer style.