I watched the Melbourne vs bulldogs GF in Melbourne.
Don't get me wrong, I hate the dogs, but my hatred for melbourne is a whole other level.
Watched the first half in fed square on the big screen. Managed to keep a lid on it until Cameron smith was lining up his first shot at goal. It was like I heard myself yell "shank it you cheating grub!". Death stares all round, pointing daggers at me, including Marcus bai and other blokes in Melbourne club gear.
Decided it might be a good idea to watch the second half in the pub across the road.
So I'm in the pub having a pint, watching the footy and minding my own business. Looks a foregone conclusion that Melbourne have it wrapped up, and this old fella comes over and says to me "that's so exciting that we're going to win the flag (FFS), can you believe that they made us play for no points in 2010?!? That's like making Carlton play for no points. It's unheard of"
Now I'm not proud of it, but I unleashed on this poor old AFL lover. Told him that Melbourne f**king cheated, they thoroughly deserved the punishment they got, and if it were up to me I would have kicked the cheating merkins out of the comp.
I didn't make any friends that day, but I just couldn't help myself. I really like their city, but their NRL team is a stain on our competition.
Tl;dr
I really really hate Melbourne.