Who are the top five players in the NRL today?

[The Moist Captain]

The 3 idiots on the judiciary, Greenberg & Ashley Klein
Anything to derail the Panthers

The Slavic sensation, Tomoteo “Tommy” Trbojevic has moved into the top echelon of players this year.

 

[Albert Rosenfeld]

The Slavic sensation, Tomoteo “Tommy” Trbojevic has moved into the top echelon of players this year.

Be more precise. He is the Serbian sensation.

 

[The Moist Captain]

Be more precise. He is the Serbian sensation.

Until he shares his recipe for cevapcici I cannot confirm whether he is truly Serbian.

 

[Albert Rosenfeld]

Until he shares his recipe for cevapcici I cannot confirm whether he is truly Serbian.

He writes his recipes in Serbian blood on the rugby league field