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THIS JUST IN

According to a post in the Dragons forum:
GREGSTAR IS MARRIED
Meaning he is at least 18 years old

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

SHOCKING
JUST SHOCKING
 

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Everlovin' Antichrist said:
Well you should be drunk shiteshark, permanently. And you should keep rohypnol showing out the top of your shirt pocket, it's your best chance to avoid being a 70 year old virgin. At least back end.

If you're made anything official but forum dork, I'll join tonking flatheads and never post here again.

But I'll do the right thing, keep my promise and give you a reference:

To whom it may concern....

Dear Sir/Madam/Transvegemite,

I have known shiteshark/shirking for a period of approximately 3 weeks on LeagueUnlimited's noticeboard.

He first came to my attention when he came to the rescue of his older charge cliffy, who was paddling out of his depth in TFC. Whilst attempting the rescue, young shirey ended up requiring rescue himself. The problem is that there is no one capable of rescuing him and now he just pokes his head in now and then, in a valiant attempt to save face, much to the guffaws of the TFC residents. After each attempted ego resuscitation, he slinks back to his mates in the Sharks forum for consolation.

And console him they do. Liberally.

Which in turn raises his ego to the point where he toddles off to TFC again, with the inevitable result.

It's a vicious circle, one that this fragile young lad can really do without.

I would ask not that shirey be given anything resembling mod/admin status, but that he be given a cyber-towel, so that he may wipe all the cyber-crap off his face that he catches on a daily basis.

For his own good, I ask, nay, I beseech thee to grant this request.

Or not, I don't really care, it was just another chance to insult the twat.

Please call me on 1800-suckafart if you require any further information.

That is all.

Yours faithfully,




Everlovin' Antichrist
(Excerpt from the book : How to get a thread moved to TFC - EA)

Just thought I'd put that in...very funny indeed and doesnt stray far from the truth at all!
 

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ShireKing said:
THIS JUST IN

According to a post in the Dragons forum:
GREGSTAR IS MARRIED
Meaning he is at least 18 years old

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

SHOCKING
JUST SHOCKING
gregstif is married

To EA

no wonder EA f**ks dead animals
 

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RedDragon said:
Everlovin' Antichrist said:
Well you should be drunk shiteshark, permanently. And you should keep rohypnol showing out the top of your shirt pocket, it's your best chance to avoid being a 70 year old virgin. At least back end.

If you're made anything official but forum dork, I'll join tonking flatheads and never post here again.

But I'll do the right thing, keep my promise and give you a reference:

To whom it may concern....

Dear Sir/Madam/Transvegemite,

I have known shiteshark/shirking for a period of approximately 3 weeks on LeagueUnlimited's noticeboard.

He first came to my attention when he came to the rescue of his older charge cliffy, who was paddling out of his depth in TFC. Whilst attempting the rescue, young shirey ended up requiring rescue himself. The problem is that there is no one capable of rescuing him and now he just pokes his head in now and then, in a valiant attempt to save face, much to the guffaws of the TFC residents. After each attempted ego resuscitation, he slinks back to his mates in the Sharks forum for consolation.

And console him they do. Liberally.

Which in turn raises his ego to the point where he toddles off to TFC again, with the inevitable result.

It's a vicious circle, one that this fragile young lad can really do without.

I would ask not that shirey be given anything resembling mod/admin status, but that he be given a cyber-towel, so that he may wipe all the cyber-crap off his face that he catches on a daily basis.

For his own good, I ask, nay, I beseech thee to grant this request.

Or not, I don't really care, it was just another chance to insult the twat.

Please call me on 1800-suckafart if you require any further information.

That is all.

Yours faithfully,




Everlovin' Antichrist
(Excerpt from the book : How to get a thread moved to TFC - EA)

Just thought I'd put that in...very funny indeed and doesnt stray far from the truth at all!
why did u post that Red Dragqueen couldnt u come up with your own material
go ring Gaz and Baz im sure they could lend u some lines


oh no im wrong all they know is Fire up
 

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Red Dragqueen ahahahaha wow I have never been more offended in my life! You truely are the God of insults whoever you are...NAYS

If you look just under the quote, you will see that I state why I posted that.
Why should I use my own material when someone elses hammered you further into the ground than a mine shaft?

Baz was never involved in that phone incident either....but head up Sir Buttkisser (thought I'd use an insult you might understand) if you keep trying, maybe one day you will be able to insult something other than your own intelligence or lack there of. :clap:
 

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why did u post that Red Dragqueen couldnt u come up with your own material
go ring Gaz and Baz im sure they could lend u some lines


oh no im wrong all they know is Fire up
gitford on this form you've obviously squeazed the last drop of halfwit from the remaining brain cell - you're head must be slumped on the keyboard - don't worry i'm sure shiresh*t will revive you in his unique way
 

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ShireKing said:
Never mind the trolls Sir Clifford
Everyone needs a hobby - theirs just happens to be more pathetic than most

Somebody has to clean up the garbage that comes out of your mind and onto your keyboard...its for the good of the nation.
 

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Never mind the trolls Sir Clifford
Everyone needs a hobby - theirs just happens to be more pathetic than most
and there we are!! :lol:
yeah you hang in there wiffy - sharky make it all better......
brrrrrrrrm mrrrrrrrrrmm mmmm mhhhhhhmhhhhhmmmmmm mrrrrrrmrrrrrrm!
 

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gregstar said:
why did u post that Red Dragqueen couldnt u come up with your own material
go ring Gaz and Baz im sure they could lend u some lines


oh no im wrong all they know is Fire up
gitford on this form you've obviously squeazed the last drop of halfwit from the remaining brain cell - you're head must be slumped on the keyboard - don't worry i'm sure shiresh*t will revive you in his unique way
more twinkie jokes

im sure ure a ventriloquist dummy

no prizes to guess whos got his hand up you moving ure Mouth

EVERLOVING ANIMAL ROOTER
 

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RedDragon said:
ShireKing said:
Never mind the trolls Sir Clifford
Everyone needs a hobby - theirs just happens to be more pathetic than most

Somebody has to clean up the garbage that comes out of your mind and onto your keyboard...its for the good of the nation.

I was thinking the difference between Saints and Cronulla is only 12 years, we all know the jokes about 38 years and won f**k all

but what about a club who has won f**k all since 1979 and worse have been to the grand final on no more than 5 occasions only to come home as empty handed as gregstar at a gangbang
 

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Sir Clifford GC said:
RedDragon said:
ShireKing said:
Never mind the trolls Sir Clifford
Everyone needs a hobby - theirs just happens to be more pathetic than most

Somebody has to clean up the garbage that comes out of your mind and onto your keyboard...its for the good of the nation.

I was thinking the difference between Saints and Cronulla is only 12 years, we all know the jokes about 38 years and won f**k all

but what about a club who has won f**k all since 1979 and worse have been to the grand final on no more than 5 occasions only to come home as empty handed as gregstar at a gangbang

Try to avoid doing that mate (thinking if you havent picked up on it already)...you might strain something...wont be your brain, but maybe your a$$ coz thats where 99% of your stuff comes from...or worse yet you might just have an overload of some description and stop functioning altogether.

At least we get to a grand final....i would rather be how ever many years we have won f**k all than Cronulla's 38 and won f**k.
 

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RedDragon said:
Sir Clifford GC said:
EVERLOVING ANIMAL ROOTER

You are trying to be funny with that arent you...if that is an attempted insult you have somehow sunk to a new low
i see u like quoting other peoples work so i thought i would try to

StGEORGE SUFFER RECORD LOSS 61-0
Brookvale Oval, 3 July 1994: Nothing could prepare Dragons supporters for what was to happen on a Sunday afternoon in July. In front of 22,380 people, the Manly Sea Eagles scored no less than 10 tries to nil to slaughter the St George Dragons 61-0.
This was the biggest ever loss suffered by the proud club and has surpassed the previous record of 55 - 7 (11 tries to 1) against Newtown on 26 Aug., 1944.
This was the low point in a miserable year for the Dragons. After starting with five wins from six, Saints then lost seven of their next eight matches eventually finishing just 11th on the competition ladder.
 

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yeahh...happened 10 years ago...................... :?

Did you happen to catch the record comeback the Dragons made against Manly this year?
 

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RedDragon said:
yeahh...happened 10 years ago...................... :?

Did you happen to catch the record comeback the Dragons made against Manly this year?
i did and also saw the thousands upon thousands of fair weather fans like ureself and gregsteeeeeeeeeeeeer leave en masse with 20 minutes to go.

The Illawarra Dragons are a club with no heart and no soul and no balls
just like their f**ked up fans.

One phone call to the US would get you disfunction f*cks on the Rikki Lake show and she'd get 10 episodes out of your and your familys f@cked up shit.
 

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Sir Clifford GC said:
RedDragon said:
yeahh...happened 10 years ago...................... :?

Did you happen to catch the record comeback the Dragons made against Manly this year?
i did and also saw the thousands upon thousands of fair weather fans like ureself and gregsteeeeeeeeeeeeer leave en masse with 20 minutes to go.

The Illawarra Dragons are a club with no heart and no soul and no balls
just like their f***ed up fans.

One phone call would get you disfunction f*** on Rikki Lake and she'd get 10 episodes out of your sh*t.

You seem to be getting a bit upset....but by reading some of your posts I can see why.

How am I fair weathered? That line from you was too stupid for words....but you managed to put it into words.

No heart, no soul and no balls, yet we made a record comeback to beat your mob.

Im sorry, I dont sit at home all day watching Rikki Lake so I dont really know or care about that show...sounds like you belong on it though...maybe they can have you as like a bi-weekly guest with your own special segment.
 
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