Who would win?

[gUt]

Who would win in a stand up fight between X and Y? Rules are it's a square-go but the combatants can use whatever dirty tricks they usually do. Real life, any fictional genre, have at it!

eg.

Francis Begbie (Trainspotting) vs Jake the Muss (Once Were Warriors)

vs

Franco would pull a chib or some other weapon and would get first crack. but if that didn't kill Jake Heke I think Begbie would be quickly overwhelmed. But then again, Jake would have to kill Begbie to stop him coming back again and again.

Winner by KO = Jake the Muss.

 

[Twizzle]

Jake

 

[Skinner]

Da bro who likes da eggs

 

[God-King Dean]

Francis Begbie.

Will open with a kick to da nuts & it will all be over.

 

[Rod]

Pfft. Jake would rip that pommy clown's head clean off.

 

[Zoidberg]

JCVD in Kickboxer

or
JCVD in Bloodsport

 

[Rhino_NQ]

JCVD in Kickboxer

or
JCVD in Bloodsport

in a fight or a dance off?

 

[nqcowboy87]

between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFT20cpu9C0

 

[Eelementary]

JCVD in Kickboxer

or
JCVD in Bloodsport

Hopefully they'd each land a kick on each other at the same time that would end them both.

 

[gUt]

That would end the universe

 

[Eelementary]

I hadn't considered that....

How about:

Steven Seagal in his prime

Vs

Bruce Lee

in a no holds barred street fight?

Bear in mind that, for all his lunacy, Seagal is a trained martial artist, as well as Lee.

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

What about a fully grown adult male lion vs a fully grown adult male Siberian Tiger

 

[gUt]

The Tiger I reckon. They're bigger and used to working alone aren't they?

 

[Parra]

Gene Wilder would kick his arse.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

You can't beat a wall of text.

 

[Parra]

That was a good page-widener.


Fixed.

 

[soc123_au]

Segal
Tiger
Wilder

 

[gUt]

vs

 

[God-King Dean]

Whites v Blacks.

 

[woodyk2]

Dawn Fraser vs Ita Buttrose.