muzby pulls a handbrake stop, runs out to the centre of the field, grabs the ball from the ballboy & send the kickoff deep into bunnies territory..
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TWIT! er...
@Israel_Folau: Getting a bit bored with this whole Brisbane caper. Family is more boring than I remember.
@Lagi_Setu: Hey bro, me too. Thinking of going overseas and doing my mission. You keen?
@Israel_Folau: Sorry bro, as much as I love my religion, I’m not gonna do that. Too much money to be made over here.
@Lagi_Setu: No dramas bro, I’m still gonna go. But before I do, I’m gonna pretend I’m off to the Roosters. That should stuff with their heads.
@Brian_Smith: Expecting to sign two ex-Dragons in the next two days - Gasnier and Setu.
@Israel_Folau: Laughing at @Lagi_Setu. Bro, that is just too funny. The roosters fans actually think you are coming.
@Israel_Folau: Still bored. Should head back down to Melbourne. I got paid really well down there. The Broncos haven’t given me a free car once since I’ve been here.
@Ivan_Henjak: Keen to re-sign Israel Folau for next 4 years.
@Ivan_Henjak: Why won’t Israel sign?
@Ivan_Henjak: Missing Wayne Bennett. People seemed to respect me when he was around.
@Brian_Waldron: Hey Izzy! Long time no speak. Come down here & play for the Rebels. The Storm are soooo 2009..
@Israel_Folau: Hey Brian, sounds good. How much money is on offer? Will it be like the old days?
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@Israel_Folau: Getting really over Brisbane now. Must speak to my manager about looking at other options for me.
@Isaac_Moses: Currently looking at other options for my biggest client, Israel Folau. Looking forward to big payday.
@KayHunt: Hey Izzy! Looking to get out of the Broncos too hey? You should follow my lead. I’ve made heaps of money.
@Israel_Folau: Hey there Karmichael. Yep, over the Broncos. How did you find it when you left?
@KayHunt: Great, I’ve been given a heap of money to play a sport that I have no idea about, and get to play rugby union in the meantime.
@Israel_Folau: Liking @KayHunt’s idea. Must speak to manager about rugby union.
@KayHunt: Izzy - don’t stress. Let me speak to some of the guys I know. I can get you playing my sport in no time.
@Israel_Folau: Thanks bro, but I don’t know. I think I should be a bit closer to this, it’s my future we’re talking about.
@KayHunt: Karmichael Hunt knows what is best for both Karmichael Hunt and Israel Folau.
@Israel_Folau: Bro, we’ve spoke about this whole speaking in the 3rd person thing before. It makes you look like a big tool.
@KayHunt: No dramas Izzy. I’ll chat to Isaac for you and point him in the right direction.
@Israel_Folau: Ok bro - thanks for that.
@Israel_Folau: Is looking forward to playing rugby union.
@Isaac_Moses: Busy negotiating for Israel Folau. Calling out to all prospective clubs to put forward their best offer.
@Israel_Folau: Still looking forward to playing rugby union.
@Israel_Folau: Geez, the NRL seems to be getting pissed off with me. I hope I can still play Origin this year.
@Israel_Folau: YESSSSSS!!!! Picked for Origin 1. Better make the most of this, I don’t think super 15 will be as good.
@Israel_Folau: Getting nervous about not having a home for 2011 yet.
@Isaac_Moses: Still working away on deal for Israel Folau. Calling all last offers from Clubs.
@Israel_Folau: Well, Origin 1 wasn’t as good as I hoped, I had a pretty quiet game. JT played pretty well. I wonder what he thought of the game?
@Jonathon_Thurston: F**king great f**king game, apart from those f**king annoying f**king referees.
@Isaac_Moses: Getting close to announcing future of Israel Folau.
@Israel_Folau: Issac tells me I’ll be making a lot of money next year. Rugby Union must have a heap of spare cash after losing Tuqiri.
@Andrew_Dimetriou: Izzy, great to have you on board. You’ll be a credit to AFL.
@Kevin_Sheedy: Looking forward to coaching Israel Folau with Greater Western Sydney in the AFL in 2012.
@Chris_Judd: On behalf of all AFL players, I’m disappointed at the money offered to Israel Folau. He hasn’t even played a game yet.
@Gary_Ablett_Jnr: Agreeing with @Chris_Judd. What about long term players? We deserve $1m per season.
@Jason_Akermanis: This Folau bloke looks a bit like a fairy. I hope he stays in the closet. I don’t want this turning into AFL.
@Israel_Folau: WTF???? What’s this AFL? I thought GWS was a code for the Melbourne Rebels?
@KayHunt: Karmichael is happy to have a friend for Karmichael back playing with Karmichael in Karmichael’s new sport.
@Israel_Folau: Very quickly learning how to kick.