Worst pick up lines

[Choppies]

what about this one?

Hello Im Warren

 

[Choppies]

you are my sister, wanna date?

Works wonders In Tasmania Im told

 

[t-ba]

*After being rejected*

"Hey baby, lower your standards, I've lowered mine"

I've seen the same guy use this about a dozen times :lol: . What makes it worse is that he's sober about the half the time he says it :| . Probably the Polish in him...

 

[Choppies]

*After being rejected*

"Hey baby, lower your standards, I've lowered mine"

I've seen the same guy use this about a dozen times :lol: . What makes it worse is that he's sober about the half the time he says it :| . Probably the Polish in him...

Lemme guess this guy was a 30+ yr old trying to hit on an 18 yr old?

 

[Earl]

:lol: Fire up Choppies

 

[PARRA_FAN]

"Why dont we have a toss of the coin and we'll see who gets head"

 

[Twizzle]

Thats not a worst one.

Thats a good one.

 

[Andy]

Is that a ladder in your stocking or a stiarway to heaven?

Baby... Your eyes are like a deep blue ocean and I'm lost at sea...

Want a root? (No is the reply) Well do you wanna lie down while I have one?

 

[Ron Jeremy]

HA HA!!!

I should use these on a women one night!!! :lol: .....i might do it on my Birthday.

 

[legallyblonde]

A few very lame attempts a guy could use.
:lol:
*Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

*I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

*If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

 

[Twizzle]

The bottom one is an oldie, but a goodie.

Anyone else see the Mediterranean Descendant Boy.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Blondie they are so cool :lol: :lol: ......im going to jot those down!!!

Im couldn't say those things to a women though.....i'd end up laughing half way through :lol:

 

[JTR]

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[Alba]

GOLD!!

 

[Goldthorpe]

Hey baby, you wanna go halves in a kid?