WWE wrestlers as NRL Players

[Kris_man]

wrestling = :|

 

[thuganomics]

Kris_man = :| :|

jks

 

[Voice of Reason]

Could you just imagine Theodore Long as the CEO of the NRL :lol: :lol:

Scenario- Phil Gould on the phone to complain about referee performance. Theo says "Sizzle Fizzle- whaz ya problem player" Gould rants about how referees are below standard. Theo says " I tell you what player, I have had a great idea- YOU player are going on next weeks show on the active referee roster- thats right player next week you are the man holla holla". Theo hangs up. :lol: :lol: Theo make dave Gallop look like a REAL undertaker. We could do with some flamboyancy don't you all think?

PS: Thuga- I will be spending time at the pro-wrestling forum in the footy off-season (By the way can you tell me why Vince is perservering with Spike as the Cruiserweight champion- its almost as big a joke as HHH and JBL as champions?")

 

[Raider_69]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Theodore is the man!
HOLLA HOLLA!

 

[thuganomics]

PS: Thuga- I will be spending time at the pro-wrestling forum in the footy off-season (By the way can you tell me why Vince is perservering with Spike as the Cruiserweight champion- its almost as big a joke as HHH and JBL as champions?")

:lol:, Spike is champ becasue he is getting over well as a heel and has a good gimmick.

 

[Raider_69]

Spike should give his up to a real Crusier champ - RAY JR!!
Vince is a moron, JBL - Rubbish, HH- DONE TO DEATH!

 

[Voice of Reason]

I'm 100% with you R69. To add, I have seen Flair for 15 years which is 14 years too many so I wish they would dish him too!!.

I think Crocker would be good in the WWE. His wobbly legs act as seen in last weeks game would rival Flairs wobble and dive to the matt move :lol:

Imagine Rey M in the "full headgear" packing down as hooker in a scrum- he could swing on the props and do a vertical 619 and kick the opposing lock in the head- priceless :lol:

 

[Not so silent Bob]

1 - Rey Mysterio
2 - Paul London
3 - Rob Van Dam
4 - Maven
5 - Billy Kidman
6 - Chris Jericho
7 - Eddie Guerrero
8 - Batista
9 - The Rock
10 - John Cena
11 - The Undertaker
12 - Kane
13 - Randy Orton

14 - Shelton Benjamin
15 - Shawn Michaels
16 - Edge
17 - Luthor Reigns

Also, I think Rico would do quite well. I mean, would you try to tackle him?

Or run at him, for that matter?

 

[thuganomics]

Goal kicker - HBK

 

[Greenblooded]

Is the Macho Man Randy Savage still wrestling?

 

[thuganomics]

Nope sorry Greenblooded.

 

[Tidus_Raider]

01.Randy Orton
02.Christian
03.Shelton Benjamin
04.Charlie Haas
05.Edge
06.Eddie Guerrero
07.Chris Jericho
08.Big Show
09.Tajiri
10.Batista
11.Kane
12.Undertaker
13.Kurt Angle

14.RVD
15.Rhyno
16.Triple H
17.HBK

Manager: Ric Flair

 

[strong_latte]

I'd back a under 16's Souths team rather than pick a bunch of roid munching pussy's who have no stamina and can't act! That WWE is absolute SHITE! Nothing but a bunch of f#cken sepo's who are about as convincing as George Bush saying "Saddam was resposible for 9/11".

 

[Mr Saab]

the rock or HHH as a hooker??????????????
talk about slow out of dummy half!
Rock (with recent weight reduction) would make a good centre
and HHH would be a raging bull type 2nd rower.

 

[Special K]

Brock and HHH in the 2nd row
Rock in the centres
Taz in his prime at lock

:lol: make it happen

 

[BigSteveo]

the rock or HHH as a hooker??????????????
talk about slow out of dummy half!
Rock (with recent weight reduction) would make a good centre
and HHH would be a raging bull type 2nd rower.

Rock has quiete a bit of speed for his size though

And strong_latte, eat a dick. This thread was clearly titled and if you didn't like it, don't look at it

 

[Ray]

The strength and fitness needed to do WWE is minimal.

The Rock stopped his American Football career because of a very bad back injury, so he turned to WWE...

Says alot about WWE doesn't it.

 

[BigSteveo]

A 10 minute wrestling match can take more out of you than an 80 minute League game

 

[Kakihara]

WWE - :lol:

I stopped watching that shit when i was 13.

Maybe they should try playing soccer since faking injurys happens a lot in soccer.

 

[Mr Saab]

A 10 minute wrestling match can take more out of you than an 80 minute League game

you cant say that. Athletes are fit for what they do.
Eg... get steve price to bowl 30-40 overs in a day like McGrath in a test match...steve wouldnt handle it.
get mcgrath to run up and back in a league game and he would fatigue quick.
HBK and Jericho might be able to put on 30-40-50 min matches, but put them in a league game and make them play dummy half and they would die within 5 minutes. ITs allllllllllllllll relative