Jason Maher
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Yeah, so Mis basically combined Mafia and Cult in one f**ked up clusterf**k. And how in f**k's name are we meant to guess good guys dying were bad guy recruits rather than Hodors?
Yeah, so Mis basically combined Mafia and Cult in one f**ked up clusterf**k. And how in f**k's name are we meant to guess good guys dying were bad guy recruits rather than Hodors?
Backstage, WWF Hardcore Champion Crash Holly is hanging out with his cousin, Molly Holly. They're playing cards.
All of a sudden, the door to their dressing room caves in.
Jim Ross: Is that...?
Heyman: It's WWF Cruiserweight Champion, Rey Mysterio!
The masked man launches himself at Crash Holly and beats him down. They struggle as Molly screams, and Rey Mysterio plants the marginally bigger man with a DDT!
There's a ref here!
1-2-3!
Jim Ross: I do believe we have a new Hardcore Champion!
Heyman: And WCW have introduced their latest invader!
Jim Ross: Sweet baby Jesus, it's Hulk Hogan! Hulk Hogan is here!
The crowd are going nuts, but Hogan doesn't look like he's here to preach taking your vitamins and saying your prayers! He hits the ring and points to Undertaker.
There's an intense stare down and then all hell breaks loose. Edge gets out of dodge as Undertaker whips Hogan - reversed - BIG BOOT! Undertaker is down!
Hogan comes off the ropes. LEG DROP OF DOOOOOOOOM!
Undertaker is injured. He was Undertaker, WWF Aligned Dead Man.
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Heyman: What the hell is going on? Hogan is here? Undertaker is out! This is a nightmare!
Jim Ross: You can say that again, Paul.
Heyman: This is a nightmare!
Match #3 - Kurt Angle v Stone Cold Steve Austin
We've got a massive main event tonight, but it's barely underway when The Hardy Boyz emerge from the back and begin to attack Kurt Angle.
Heyman: What the hell are those idiots doing?
Jim Ross: I don't know, Paul. I just don't know.
Steve Austin isn't in any hurry to find out, so he waits in the ring and checks his watch.
But wait... is that? IT IS!
GOOOOOLDBERG!
Goldberg waits for Austin to turn around! SPEAR! JACKHAMMER! Austin is out!
Steve Austin is injured. He was Steve Austin, WWF Aligned Rattlesnake.
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Jim Ross: WCW debut two huge stars in one night! What on earth are we going to do?
Heyman: I don't know about you, Jim Ross, but I'm already looking for a new job.
We're not done yet, though. Goldberg, Rey Mysterio, Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan, and Sting clear the ring and await the approach of the man behind this invasion, Eric Bischoff.
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Exactly. I would have never even guessed that. I actually figured it confirmed them as town. And i explicitly remember buff bagwell protecting hogg at one point, so not sure why hogg said he was unprotected.