Xerri test sample B

[carcharias]

Nothing more embarrassing than have a female nurse ,whack a suppository up your clacker.The nurse at St George's son goes to my grandson's school ,I wept.

mate
I copped a fin chop to my arse cheek.
Close to the anus hole... too close for my liking.
Needed surgery.
I got wheeled in to the operating theatre.
This is mid winter and only had a towel wrapped around my waste for about 9 hours.
So no pants on just the gown now.
The nurse walks in.
One of my best mates wife.
Known her for 20 years.
I apologized for the shrinkage.

gets worse.
About a week or more after surgery I’m home and just smashing the pain killers.
Then I figure out I hadn’t shit for over a week.
Backed up big time.
But I can’t go.
In agony.
Full blockage... can’t piss either.
So I drive myself back to sutho at about 2am
I had to get a young male nurse to stick a catheter in my cock eye while simultaneously giving me an enema.
He said wait 5 minutes then run to the toilet.

so far I’ve never seen him again.
Wild stuff.

 

[taipan]

mate
I copped a fin chop to my arse cheek.
Close to the anus hole... too close for my liking.
Needed surgery.
I got wheeled in to the operating theatre.
This is mid winter and only had a towel wrapped around my waste for about 9 hours.
So no pants on just the gown now.
The nurse walks in.
One of my best mates wife.
Known her for 20 years.
I apologized for the shrinkage.

gets worse.
About a week or more after surgery I’m home and just smashing the pain killers.
Then I figure out I hadn’t shit for over a week.
Backed up big time.
But I can’t go.
In agony.
Full blockage... can’t piss either.
So I drive myself back to sutho at about 2am
I had to get a young male nurse to stick a catheter in my c**k eye while simultaneously giving me an enema.
He said wait 5 minutes then run to the toilet.

so far I’ve never seen him again.
Wild stuff.

OK decision time. From a medical perspective I stress, male or female nurse, who had the softest and warmest hands?
Sympathise with you melad, had a catheter in the eye of the tiger, after prostate surgery.The removal of the catheter by the urologist ,brought tears of discomfort This was same time and place I had the suppository inserted .
Just about every hole in my body tampered with LOL.

 

[carcharias]

OK decision time. From a medical perspective I stress, male or female nurse, who had the softest and warmest hands?
Sympathise with you melad, had a catheter in the eye of the tiger, after prostate surgery.The removal of the catheter by the urologist ,brought tears of discomfort This was same time and place I had the suppository inserted .
Just about every hole in my body tampered with LOL.

Ha
I was not a fan of the male nurse to be honest.
I felt like he was judging me.

 

[taipan]

Ha
I was not a fan of the male nurse to be honest.
I felt like he was judging me.

As long as he wasn't nudging you. Got to admit hated having to expose the Jolly Roger at times.Especially for the shave down, didn't know which way to look, was a male nurse.
Got to admit nurses deserve bigger salaries for the crap they put up with at times.

 

[carcharias]

Reynolds got his 3rd drug test back Ey.
Not bad ... about 4 days.

 

[bad boy bubby]

Bronson X should say he was injected up the bum, and if they don’t let him off call them out on discrimination


https://www.news.com.au/sport/boxin...8Qv77QbXUtrzuh4QluVnGFP1V0ybNccI_eWsQHDmWak9U


Boxer Virginia “Ginny” Fuchs has been cleared of any wrongdoing by the US Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) after she successfully argued banned substances found their way into her system through unprotected sex.

As reported by The Houston Chronicle, the 32-year-old proclaimed her innocence after testing positive for two banned substances in an out-of-competition test back in February.


Fuchs later found out her boyfriend had ingested the substances, which were contained in products he purchased, before the pair engaged in unprotected sex.

USADA said the trace amounts of the banned substances found in Fuchs’ system were consistent with sexual transmission, and after an investigation was confident the American did not intentionally cheat.

USADA’s decision means Fuchs is still eligible to qualify for next year’s Olympics in Tokyo, which were postponed because of the coronavirus pandemic.

“I am very relieved that USADA understood how unique my case was in giving me a ‘no fault’ (ruling) that allows me to resume my career immediately,” Fuchs said in a statement issued by USA Boxing.

“I had no idea that I could become contaminated by way of intimate contact with another person. I want to thank USA Boxing for believing in me and supporting me throughout these past few difficult months.”

In a video interview, Fuchs added: “I was in complete shock and had no idea where they (the banned substances) had come from.

 

[carcharias]

Branson X should say he was injected up the bum, and if they don’t let him off call them out on discrimination


https://www.news.com.au/sport/boxin...8Qv77QbXUtrzuh4QluVnGFP1V0ybNccI_eWsQHDmWak9U


Boxer Virginia “Ginny” Fuchs has been cleared of any wrongdoing by the US Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) after she successfully argued banned substances found their way into her system through unprotected sex.

As reported by The Houston Chronicle, the 32-year-old proclaimed her innocence after testing positive for two banned substances in an out-of-competition test back in February.


Fuchs later found out her boyfriend had ingested the substances, which were contained in products he purchased, before the pair engaged in unprotected sex.

USADA said the trace amounts of the banned substances found in Fuchs’ system were consistent with sexual transmission, and after an investigation was confident the American did not intentionally cheat.

USADA’s decision means Fuchs is still eligible to qualify for next year’s Olympics in Tokyo, which were postponed because of the coronavirus pandemic.

“I am very relieved that USADA understood how unique my case was in giving me a ‘no fault’ (ruling) that allows me to resume my career immediately,” Fuchs said in a statement issued by USA Boxing.

“I had no idea that I could become contaminated by way of intimate contact with another person. I want to thank USA Boxing for believing in me and supporting me throughout these past few difficult months.”

In a video interview, Fuchs added: “I was in complete shock and had no idea where they (the banned substances) had come from.

hahaha

 

[Knight Dragon]

Is he a homosexual?

 

[snout]

Bronson X should say he was injected up the bum, and if they don’t let him off call them out on discrimination


https://www.news.com.au/sport/boxin...8Qv77QbXUtrzuh4QluVnGFP1V0ybNccI_eWsQHDmWak9U


Boxer Virginia “Ginny” Fuchs has been cleared of any wrongdoing by the US Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) after she successfully argued banned substances found their way into her system through unprotected sex.

As reported by The Houston Chronicle, the 32-year-old proclaimed her innocence after testing positive for two banned substances in an out-of-competition test back in February.


Fuchs later found out her boyfriend had ingested the substances, which were contained in products he purchased, before the pair engaged in unprotected sex.

USADA said the trace amounts of the banned substances found in Fuchs’ system were consistent with sexual transmission, and after an investigation was confident the American did not intentionally cheat.

USADA’s decision means Fuchs is still eligible to qualify for next year’s Olympics in Tokyo, which were postponed because of the coronavirus pandemic.

“I am very relieved that USADA understood how unique my case was in giving me a ‘no fault’ (ruling) that allows me to resume my career immediately,” Fuchs said in a statement issued by USA Boxing.

“I had no idea that I could become contaminated by way of intimate contact with another person. I want to thank USA Boxing for believing in me and supporting me throughout these past few difficult months.”

In a video interview, Fuchs added: “I was in complete shock and had no idea where they (the banned substances) had come from.

Theres only one way to say her name that makes that story credible

 

[Quicksilver]

How did the Betoota miss that scoop?

 

[SadShark]

Is he a homosexual?

Why? You looking for company?

 

[coolumsharkie]

Is he a homosexual?

You're on the wrong website again KD.

Anyone else read that in Chopper Read's voice? "Homma" sexual.

 

[Quigs]

Bloody strange old world I am living in right now.

Never a dull far-can moment actually.

 

[Knight Dragon]

Why? You looking for company?

No, old mate was insinuating that Bronson should claim he had unprotected sex?
Hence my question.

 

[Quicksilver]

There might be a lot of elite sports people claiming they got bummed by a roid muncher now.

good precedent

 

[Frenzy.]

Is he a homosexual?

No

But these dudes are

 

[Version IV]

Mike Coleman on 4BC this morning discussing Xerri, says it is very strange B sample result due back mid June and nothing.

Coleman went on to say these results come back very quickly, and normally you are hearing from athletes lawyers, he indicated that deal could be done rolling over on others.

 

[blue bags]

mate
I copped a fin chop to my arse cheek.
Close to the anus hole... too close for my liking.
Needed surgery.
I got wheeled in to the operating theatre.
This is mid winter and only had a towel wrapped around my waste for about 9 hours.
So no pants on just the gown now.
The nurse walks in.
One of my best mates wife.
Known her for 20 years.
I apologized for the shrinkage.

gets worse.
About a week or more after surgery I’m home and just smashing the pain killers.
Then I figure out I hadn’t shit for over a week.
Backed up big time.
But I can’t go.
In agony.
Full blockage... can’t piss either.
So I drive myself back to sutho at about 2am
I had to get a young male nurse to stick a catheter in my c**k eye while simultaneously giving me an enema.
He said wait 5 minutes then run to the toilet.

so far I’ve never seen him again.
Wild stuff.

nice journey you had there , pissing blood is a bit of a shock aswell, not your regular golden piss. but rich blood red . felt shocked , i should stop pissing now, or i could bleed out lol

 

[coolumsharkie]

So where the fk is this B sample. Are we required to pay BX while the jury is still out? Is ArseADA deliberately holding back despite us because forced a stalemate in 2014? Why is no one talking about it club or media?

It's typical with these merkins, sample was due over a month ago so what gives?

 

[Mr Angry]

No sympathy for cheaters.

But if a blokes takes a line of coke at party, I care not.

But cheaters, f**k 'em.