My dream national comp is quite simple...just look at my pic sig!
*For starters, dissolve all the joint ventures!
*Re-admit the Newtown Jets!
* bring back Adelaide and Perth...not necesarrily under their ARL/Super League monkiers but for arguments sake lets call em the Rams and Reds.
*A greater presence in Queensland- readmit the Crushers and put The Gold Coast and a team from Rockhampton in!
* Wellington and Christchurch to be admitted
* Northern Territoy
* Central Coast
* Port Moresby...no natinal comp would be complete without the presence of a team from the ONLY country that calls rugby leage its national sport
*Of course, lets satisfy Singo and put the Central Coast in...and do thew rght thing...give a great foundation club the chance that was so unfairly denied to them at the end of 99!
So...my plan for a National comp would be the following:
Adelaide Rams- Hindmarsh Stadium
Balmain Tigers- Leichardt Oval
Brisbane Broncos- Suncorp Stadium
Canberra Raiders- Bruce Stadium
Canterbury Bankstown Bulldogs- Sydney Showgrounds
Central Coast Bears- Express Advocate Stadium
Central Queensland Comets- any ground in Rockhampton worth turning into a 25K capacity stadium!
Christchurch Bulls- an extension of the Canterbry bulls Bartercard Cup team playing out of Jade Stadium.
Cronlla-Sutherland Sharks- Toyota Park
Darwin Brahmas- Again, show me a field in darwin that can handle a top flight NRL side.
Gold Coast Dolphins- Cararra Stadium
illawarra Steelers- WIN Stadium
Manly-Warringah Sea-Eagles- Brookvale Oval
Melbourne Storm- a fully redeveloped Olympic Park
New Zealand Warriors- Ericsson Stadium
Newcastle Knights- EnergyAustralia Stadium
Newtown jets- Henson Park (redeveloped)
north Queensland Cowboys- Dairy Farmers Stadium
Parramatta Eels- Parramatta Stadium
Penrith Panthers- Penrith Stadim
Port Moresby Vipers- Lloyd Robson Oval
St George Dragons- Oki Jubilee Stadium
South Queensland Crushers- Suncorp Stadium (is there really any point having them use ANZ now that Suncorp is a world class venue)
South Sydney Rabbitohs- Redfern Oval to be redeveloped under the vision of Mr G. Piggins
Southern Orcas- Westpac Trust Stadium
Sydney Roosters- Aussie Stadium
Western Reds- Members Equity Stadium
Wests magpies- Campbelltown Sports Ground
how is it possible to have 28 team National comp? Well, it starts with the assassination of Denis Fitzgerald. The NRL conspired against him and paid handsomly for Storm supporter to kill Fitzy with an ice-pick (notice the irony in that?) after Fitzgerald's constant bleeting about rule changes, doing away with rep footy and an extended competition. The killer's reward was an out of town, airtight alibi, a fully stocked super box at every origin, test match and grand final for a lifetime! Now that Fitzy is outta the way the NRL commitee was free to do what they wanted without that arsehole being a blight on the greatest game of all. First of all the joint ventres are dissolved...
End of 2005: comp to 17 teams
2007: Gold Coast, Central Coast and Wellington admitted to the National Rugby League. 20 teams
2006: Andrew demitriou makes a bet with David Gallop and squanders the AFL's bank. The once dominant code is now broke coz the NRL has its money!
2009: Newtown jets readmitted to the competition for the first time since 1981. South Queensland and the Western Reds let back into the competition.
2010: John O'Neill becomes a drunken bum living in doorways on Oxford Street after failing as CEO of Australia's mickey mouse soccer competition. Demitriou folllows soon after.
2011: The NRL cover the rest of the country by finally re-admiting the Adelaide Rams and establising a team in Darwin and Rockhampton
2014: In the NRL's boldest move ever, a team is established in Port Moresby. Despite the low standard of living in PNG, the town goes nuts and increases the NRL's overall attendance figures! All memberships sell out and it is not ncommon for fatalities to occur at every home game when people fall out of the trees surronding Lloyd Robson Oval. The New Zealand Warriors win the premiership
2015: unable to make inroads, rugby union in NZ dies in the arse after the success of the Warriors
2017: The NRL seizes the opportunity and establishes a team in the South island city of Christchurch. Now that there is one less major Union Test pllaying nation in the world, the majority of Wallaby players realise there is no competition any more and attempt to convert to league. Most, if not all are knocked back.