Your team in poetry

[Bomber]

Here's mine....to the tune of 'A few of my favourite things' from the Sound of Music.....


Paul Bowman putting guys on their back
Rauhihi turning defense to attack
Payne to Fien and cutout to the wing
These are a few of my favourite things

Matt Bowen, the fullback who's scared of frogs
Shane Tronc, the man-child who will charge at the Dogs
Jensen, Faiumu and Williams and Sing
These are a few of my favourite things

Graham Murray, the supercoach par excellence
Getting us to the playoffs for the first time in yonks
If North Queensland was a monarchy, he would be king
These are a few of my favourite things

So when it's 20 points to 30
And the Dogs are barking mad
I'll simply recall a few of my favourite things
And then I won't feel.......so bad.

 

[eels_fan]

very creative...

here's mine
to the tune of the parra theme song

when the eels are flying, they are electrifying
But since two-thousand and one we,
havent heard the crowd roar!

No ones shouting "parra" clap clap clap "parra" clap clap clap
come on eels what wrong?
we should be shouting "parra" clap clap clap "parra" clap clap clap
but instead we mope home..

 

[Tommy Smith]

f**k the rest,
the roosters are the best!

that'll do.

 

[Anonymous]

Go to the Raiders forum.

Look up 'Raider 69's result rap' for each of the rounds this season.

 

[innsaneink]

A lock thats named Sattler
His tackles will rattle ya.

And I am a bit partial,
to a young kid called Marshall.

A captain called Senter,
Does not like dissenters.

Our hero O'Neill,
His pain we did feel.

My favourite is Skando,
that rhymes with Fernando.

And then big Pat Richards,
Many opponents, his bitches.

A great half, thats Prince,
He'll give you no hints.

Our super sub Mears,
Ensured lots of cheers.

A fullback named Brett
Safe? Yeah, you bet.

Then of course Halatau,
Gosh, golly, shit, wow!!

Then theres coach Sheens,
Do they know what he means?

Thats the end of my rhyme,
To go.......its now time.

 

[Moggles]

The crowd starts to cheer as the team takes the field
They cheer for their hero’s.. the blue and gold eels
A team full of talent from forward to back
Now only if they would give Brian the sack

Brian’s done wonders while being head coach
Four seasons ago gave many fans hope
As he released all the players deemed too good or too fast
Parra’s Grand final chances quickly died in the arse.

Some coaches believe in superstition
Brian just puts players out of position
Some say this poem may sound a bit harsh
The rest count their blessings for Nathan Hindmarsh

Defending players wee in their socks
As they look up to see the flowing brown locks
Of a player who plays like there’s no turning back
While he is never afraid to show his bum crack

Every team has it’s one annoying menace
At Parra it’s in the form of big Dennis
With opinions on everything that seem to blow-up
We just wish he would shut the Fu*k up!

With two thousand and four as Smith as our master
Parra’s year has been a total disaster
I need medication for the sadness I feel
But I’ll never stop supporting my Eels!

 

[***MH***]

We're men!
we're men in Stripes "stripes" "stripes"
We go around parks
Stopping up players fights

A ring a ding-ding
and ten in the bin
that's right!

Put down yours fists
take a slap on the wrists
get to the showers
you'll be in there for hours

because we're men!
Men in stripes!

 

[Parra_Eels]

ode to season 2004 - a parramatta fans persepctive
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Eels Dude]

I wrote lyrics to a Parramatta song to the tune of "I'm a Believer" a couple of years ago. Unfortunately due to the way some of the players are going it's just laughable now.

 

[Raider_69]

Go to the Raiders forum.

Look up 'Raider 69's result rap' for each of the rounds this season.

cheers
although i prefered my Prayer

Our Father,
who art in Valhalla,
Raiders be Thy name,
When finals come,
Thy wont be done on the feild, as it is in Valhalla

Give us this saturday, our final stand,
and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those
who blockaded our way;
and lead us not into oblivion;
but deliver to the evil (roosters, Round 1 finals, SFS! - WHERE WE SHALL SMITE THEM!)

AMEN
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i think it worked

 

[Raider_69]

also this result rap from the tigers game in rd 17
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is it just me or has Timberlake invaded the forums?
"Cry me a river" you f***ing bums!
Wef hayne did vwery bad, i dont like him
i got an idea, get your lard arse off to the gym
they came with a plan to slow down our ruck
then complain when Hayne ran a muck
bloody hell, the tears are coming out
it makes the burley giffin look like a hose spout
for f**k sake tiger fans, someone get em a tissue
your pathetic f***ing game plan was your 1 major issue
but onto the raiders, we've won two in a row
the forwards stood tall, from Thompson to Davi and co
Payten struck first, mullet and all
raiders started like a car when it stalled
didnt take long for the raiders to get into gear
graham in the corner to a delightful cheer
7 minutes latter it was thomos go
a short davico pass had the tigs back on their toe
the raiders looking hot and only got better
a macca cut them like hot knife through butter!
a lucky try to the tigers keep them in it
the way we played at times had me crackin the sh*ts
into the second half and the raiders edge ahead
with a gafa penatly takes us 6 ahead (sorry, thats all i got )
then off the kick off, croker gives us some joy
moggles played with hodgo like a cheap maccas toy
Another penatly to gaf put us up by 14
whinge, whinge, whinge... poor timmy sheens
Gafa put it beyond doubt with one in the corner
someone get that fat arse payten into the sauner!
with the game wraped up the raiders got slack
which let the tigers get a few cheap ones back
another win to the mighty green machine
excuse me while i go console timmy sheens
we looked the goods in patches but nothing too flash
in saying that we still got the cash
we got a few thing we could improve on and tweak
bring on the cowboys next week!

 

[Silver_Haired_Devil]

Moggles, get that abomination of Angelina Jolie. :lol:

All very creative poetry fellas.

 

[Silver_Haired_Devil]

Our santa who art in heaven
Barrett be thy name
Fix your injury problems and start playing like you do in sky blue, so we can beat the panthers you f**k.