Phil Rothfield

[Haffa]

Hopefully by "accident" he means AIDS

Too slow, we need something that kills quick.

 

[El Diablo]

Too slow, we need something that kills quick.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Too slow, we need something that kills quick.

supermegaebolaids?

 

[Cumberland Throw]

He had a cracker of a black eye on the the other night.. wonder who belted him ..

 

[SBD82]

He had a cracker of a black eye on the the other night.. wonder who belted him ..

The number of suspects would be even larger than the number of beers that ol' beetroot face has sucked down in his lifetime.

 

[taipan]

He had a cracker of a black eye on the the other night.. wonder who belted him ..

Some 12 month old kid in a pram, when Sloth stuck his noggin in for a look.
Kid said to his mum," A cookie monster stuck his ugly mush into my territory,so I decked him."

 

[Rhino_NQ]

He had a cracker of a black eye on the the other night.. wonder who belted him ..

probably the same bloke that smacked eddie jones

 

[RL The greatest game]

He had a cracker of a black eye on the the other night.. wonder who belted him ..

Probably fell over when he was tanked up.

 

[no name]

Probably got donkey punched in the spotless boggers.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Got to close to the gloryhole

 

[madunit]

He claimed it was a beach cricket incident.

Bit hard to play beach cricket on tour own.

Perhaps it was slang for batting at the beach. Spilt his beer on his good hard, it slipped off and he smacked himself in the eye.

The only issue with that story is that he doesn't have the power or force to even give himself a black eye.

 

[taipan]

His face got entangled, examining closely his decibel meter.
Another report from an anonymous source(or sauce for flushfeatures),has him kicked out of a pub by a small bouncer, for exposing his offensive face.

 

[Foreign Legion]

Phil...

 

[LESStar58]

Some 12 month old kid in a pram, when Sloth stuck his noggin in for a look.
Kid said to his mum," A cookie monster stuck his ugly mush into my territory,so I decked him."

That's even funnier than Ron Barassi getting belted by a 15 year old girl! Fknlol

 

[El Diablo]

who is this Ron Barassi you speak of?

is he related to this guy? http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/threads/reg-mombassa-bashed.312904/

 

[Buzzard Breath]

He had a cracker of a black eye on the the other night.. wonder who belted him ..

He was watching a cracker of a game of AFL on his toilet and fell asleep. He work up with the toilet brush attached to his eye.
The eye was blacken and bruised but I am afraid to say the toilet brush will never be the same again.

 

[SBD82]

He was watching a cracker of a game of AFL on his toilet and fell asleep. He work up with the toilet brush attached to his eye.
The eye was blacken and bruised but I am afraid to say the toilet brush will never be the same again.

That's a pretty serious situation.

Massive risk of transfer of viruses through a porous organ like the eye.

I hope the toilet brush is getting itself thoroughly tested.

 

[RL The greatest game]

Too slow, we need something that kills quick.

A bullet would to the trick.

 

[RL The greatest game]

I wonder what the old soak makes of the huge drop in TV viewers for fumbleball games.
I hope he tells Rupert that it was a huge mistake to pay double the money they was worth.

 

[Life's Good]

Just watched the old tomato on NRL 360 and am reminded again that there isn't a camera angle that flatters him in any way. I wonder what his wife thinks of his melon?