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Rd25: EELS v Roosters GAME DAY THREAD @ Commbank 18/8/23

emjaycee

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Btw unless a few teams have points stripped we can't make the 8 even mathematically.

South have a bye next weekend puts them on 30. 32 if they win today Knights on 29
Knight win 2/3 and finish on 33 and 6th - Souths (W), Sharks (L), Dragons (W)
Souths win 1 and have bye finish on 32 and 7th - Knights (L), BYE, Roosters (W)
Raiders lose 3/3 and finish on 30 points but -100+ so 9th - Dogs (L), Broncos (L), Sharks (L)
Eels win 1 and have bye finish on 30 points but +?? so 8th - Panthers (W), BYE
Cowboys 0/2 and finish on 28 points 10th - Dolphins (L), Panthers (L)
Roosters 0/2 and finish on 28 points 11th - Tigers (L), Souths (L)

So mathematically, it is possible with a few upsets.
 
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JokerEel

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Knight win 2/3 and finish on 33 and 6th - Souths (W), Sharks (L), Dragons (W)
Souths win 1 and have bye finish on 32 and 7th - Knights (L), BYE, Roosters (W)
Raiders lose 3/3 and finish on 30 points but -100+ so 9th - Dogs (L), Broncos (L), Sharks (L)
Eels win 1 and have bye finish on 30 points but +?? so 8th - Panthers (W), BYE
Cowboys 0/2 and finish on 28 points 10th - Dolphins (L), Panthers (L)
Roosters 0/2 and finish on 28 points 11th - Tigers (L), Souths (L)

So mathematically, it is possible with a few upsets.

Yeah I forgot there was an extra round 😂
 

Noise

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Right, so he could be playing better if he wanted to ? Because form is a choice ?
f**k you are a dumb merkin. Do you think everyone who displays poor form has either chosen to play poorly or they must be needled up? There are a heap of reasons players might be displaying poor form. In Juniors case it is most likely fatigue / burn out from the amount of footy he’s played in the last 18 months.
 

the phantom menace

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Btw unless a few teams have points stripped we can't make the 8 even mathematically.

South have a bye next weekend puts them on 30. 32 if they win today Knights on 29
We can still make it mathematically... until Raiders beat Bulldogs today, and (if that doesn't happen) until we lose to the Panthers on Thursday night, or (if we win) until the Cowboys beat the Dophins on Friday night, or (if that doesn't happen) until the Roosters beat the Wests Tigers on Saturday night, or (if that doesn't happen) until the Rabbitohs cash in their Round 26 bye on next Sunday night - provided we've beaten Penrith by about 40+ points or something.

Joe Biden Rally GIF
 

Incorrect

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f**k you are a dumb merkin. Do you think everyone who displays poor form has either chosen to play poorly or they must be needled up? There are a heap of reasons players might be displaying poor form. In Juniors case it is most likely fatigue / burn out from the amount of footy he’s played in the last 18 months.
I love this on so many levels...

Truth be told, you had me at "you are a dumb merkin"....
 

JokerEel

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Yes they are merkin. We were short a hooker in our top 17 and also an experienced middle forward. Remember we tries to get Taupau in the pre-season?

No they are not we had Hands who is doing a decent job if he needed a 10 minute break Yates should have been promoted

Taupau another reactive signing.....
 

Poupou Escobar

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In Juniors case it is most likely fatigue / burn out from the amount of footy he’s played in the last 18 months.
Fatigue/burnout? Has he played any more games than anyone else? He's played two fewer games this year than plenty of merkins. He also had a late start to the pre-season. Maybe that's the problem. It is possible to lose fitness during competition, since games only go for 80 minutes (and Paulo plays less than 80) and they need to recover before the next match. Paulo could've gained five kilos of fat during the five weeks of the World Cup.
 

Gazzamatta

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No they are not we had Hands who is doing a decent job if he needed a 10 minute break Yates should have been promoted

Taupau another reactive signing.....
I think the efforts to sign Tapau were based on BAs lack of faith in Emu, Oggy and Moretti. Nek minit we have a few tu*ds that someone has polished very nicely. Problem was BA forget to cancel his order and MON went and signed Offa.
 

Poupou Escobar

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No they are not we had Hands who is doing a decent job if he needed a 10 minute break Yates should have been promoted

Taupau another reactive signing.....
Yeah a reaction to rivals paying starter money to merkins we only need to use for 30 minutes. We couldn't have kept Kaufusi or Niukore because teams wanted them for longer minutes than we needed to give them. Instead we needed players at the Taupau/Ofahengaue price point. Crazy how nuffies think NRL recruitment/retention is as simple as looking at two players and asking "Which is better?" It's not Fantasy NRL ffs. You're in fantasy land if you think so.

Yates can tackle but he's not a dummy half. He's like Ray Stone without the physicality.
 
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Incorrect

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Fatigue/burnout? Has he played any more games than anyone else? He's played two fewer games this year than plenty of merkins. He also had a late start to the pre-season. Maybe that's the problem. It is possible to lose fitness during competition, since games only go for 80 minutes (and Paulo plays less than 80) and they need to recover before the next match. Paulo could've gained five kilos of fat during the five weeks of the World Cup.
Even for you, this is off the charts ass- backwards hyperbole with no bass in reality or fact....
 

JokerEel

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Yeah a reaction to rivals paying starter money to merkins we only need to use for 30 minutes. We couldn't have kept Kaufusi or Niukore because teams wanted them for longer minutes than we needed to give them. Instead we needed players at the Taupau/Ofahengaue price point. Crazy how nuffies think NRL recruitment/retention is as simple as looking at two players and asking "Which is better?" It's not Fantasy NRL ffs. You're in fantasy land if you think so.

Yates can tackle but he's not a dummy half. He's like Ray Stone without the physicality.

Read the last line and laughed you merkin have no clue .
 

Poupou Escobar

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Read the last line and laughed you merkin have no clue .
Pretty sure merkins were putting shit on Stone for being our third choice hooker (behind Lussick btw). Stone also played hooker for the Dolphins this year. I suppose Bennett has no clue either.
 
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