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Agitated with what an utter dog's abortion the 2015 WWE Royal Rumble was, I got inspired to do some fantasy booking. Much like the Random Rumble concept, I'm happy to hear your thoughts and votes on the outcome - although I'm not going to be completely ruled by voting lest we have Zack Ryder facing Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania
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Finkel: Ladies and gentlemen it is now time for the Royal Rumble match! In just a few moments, the competitors who drew numbers 1 and 2 will make their way down to the ring. Every ninety seconds another competitor will enter the ring until all 40 competitors have entered. The only way to be eliminated is to be thrown over the top rope so that both feet touch the ground. The winner will go on to Wrestlemania to fight for the WWE Undisputed Title!
Cole: We're just a few moments away from seeing which unlucky superstar drew #1 for this year's Royal Rumble.
Cole: It's the A-Lister!
JBL: And there's that idiot, Mizdow with him too.
The Miz and his stuntman, Mizdow make their way to the ring. Miz hands his sunglasses over to Mizdow and enters the ring, where he basks in the booing of the crowd.
Cole: The Miz hasn't been lucky with his draw tonight. Only two people have ever won from the #1 position.
JBL: The Miz is a former Wrestlemania main eventer, Cole! Show some damn respect!
Lawler: And who will be the #2 entrant?
Cole: It's The Miz's former tag team partner, John Morrison!
Lawler: The Shaman of Sexy is back! I love this guy!
JBL: Where'd this clown crawl back from?
John Morrison hits the ring at speed, sliding to his feet and staring off with his former tag team partner as the bell rings.
The Miz scowls but offers his hand to Morrison, who foolishly accepts it and eats a kick to the gut. The Miz hooks him up for a vertical suplex, but Morrison floats over and lands on his feet. The Miz spins around, catches Morrison's attempted kick, and then eats an enzuguri for his trouble.
The Miz rolls under the bottom rope and to the outside where he is consoled by Damien Mizdow. The crowd boos, but their cries turn to cheers as they see Morrison measuring the situation up.
JBL: Is this idiot going to Mil Mascaras it and go over the top rope?
He isn't! Morrison gets up a head of steam and goes through the second rope with a diving tackle. Mizdow, seeing the threat, throws himself in the way dramatically; allowing The Miz to pounce on the momentarily winded Morrison with boots and punches.
Miz whips Morrison towards the steps, but Morrison nimbly leaps up on top of them and scrambles up onto the apron. The Miz charges across to try and sweep Morrison's legs, but the parkour expert leaps over Miz's trailing arm and kicks him inn the back of the head!
Morrison re-enters the ring and beckons for The Miz to join him, but we're at the countdown for the #3 entrant already!
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Cole: It's Daniel Bryan! The former Undisputed Champion has drawn #3 and he's got a real mountain to climb if he wants to regain what was once his!
JBL: 2015 is the Year of the Goat, Cole! Can Daniel Bryan go the distance and set up a dream date with Brock Lesnar underneath the lights so bright?
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Vote Count
The Miz: 1
John Morrison: 0
Daniel Bryan: 0
Entrance Order
1. The Miz
2. John Morrison
3. Daniel Bryan
4. Luke Harper
5. Bray Wyatt
6. Jack Swagger
7. Ken Shamrock
8. The Big Show
9. Vader
10. Zack Ryder
11. Chris Jericho
12. Rene Dupree
13. Finn Balor
14. Rusev
15. Chris Masters
16. John Cena
17. Bubba Ray Dudley
18. Shelton Benjamin
19. The Bunny
20. Ryback
21. Dolph Ziggler
22. Cesaro
23. Bad News Barrett
24. Kofi Kingston
25. Roman Reigns
26. Sami Zayn
27. Dean Ambrose
28. Funaki
29. Monty Brown
30. Gillberg
31. Kurt Angle
32. William Regal
33. Kane
34. Muhammad Hassan
35. The Undertaker
36. The Sandman
37. Sting
38. Heath Slater
39. Randy Orton
40. CM Punk
Eliminations
1. The Miz (by Luke Harper)
2. Jack Swagger (by John Morrison)
3. John Morrison (by The Big Show)
4. Vader (by Luke Harper and Bray Wyatt)
5. Luke Harper (by Daniel Bryan)
6. Big Show (by Zack Ryder, Ken Shamrock, Bray Wyatt, and Daniel Bryan)
7. Zack Ryder (by Bray Wyatt)
8. Rene Dupree (by Ken Shamrock)
9. Ken Shamrock (by Rusev)
10. Chris Jericho (by Rusev)
11. Chris Masters (by John Cena)
12. Rusev (by John Cena)
13. John Cena (by Rusev)
14. Shelton Benjamin (by Ryback)
15. Bubba Ray Dudley (by Daniel Bryan)
16. Finn Balor (by Bray Wyatt)
17. The Bunny (by Cesaro)
18. Ryback (by Bray Wyatt)
19. Kofi Kingston (by Cesaro)
20. Dean Ambrose (by Roman Reigns)
21. Roman Reigns (by Sami Zayn)
22. Sami Zayn (by Bad News Barrett)
23. Funaki (by Bray Wyatt)
24. Gillberg (by Cesaro)
25. Cesaro (by Dolph Ziggler)
26. Bray Wyatt (by Kurt Angle)
27. Monty Brown (by William Regal & Bad News Barrett)
28. William Regal (by Kurt Angle)
29. Bad News Barrett (by Dolph Ziggler)
30. Muhammad Hassan (by The Undertaker)
31. The Sandman (by The Undertaker)
32. Kane (by Dolph Ziggler)
33. Dolph Ziggler (by The Undertaker)
34. Heath Slater (by Sting and The Undertaker)
35. The Undertaker (by Daniel Bryan)
36. Sting (by Daniel Bryan)
37. ??
38. Randy Orton (by CM Punk)
39. Daniel Bryan (by CM Punk)
Eliminations
6 - Bray Wyatt
5 - Daniel Bryan
4 - Undertaker
3 - Cesaro
3 - Rusev
2 - Bad News Barrett
2 - Dolph Ziggler
2 - John Cena
2 - Ken Shamrock
2 - Kurt Angle
2 - Luke Harper
1 - CM Punk
1 - John Morrison
1 - Roman Reigns
1 - Ryback
1 - Sami Zayn
1 - Sting
1 - The Big Show
1 - William Regal
1 - Zack Ryder
1. The Miz
2. John Morrison
3. Daniel Bryan
4. Luke Harper
5. Bray Wyatt
6. Jack Swagger
7. Ken Shamrock
8. The Big Show
9. Vader
10. Zack Ryder
11. Chris Jericho
12. Rene Dupree
13. Finn Balor
14. Rusev
15. Chris Masters
16. John Cena
17. Bubba Ray Dudley
18. Shelton Benjamin
19. The Bunny
20. Ryback
21. Dolph Ziggler
22. Cesaro
23. Bad News Barrett
24. Kofi Kingston
25. Roman Reigns
26. Sami Zayn
27. Dean Ambrose
28. Funaki
29. Monty Brown
30. Gillberg
31. Kurt Angle
32. William Regal
33. Kane
34. Muhammad Hassan
35. The Undertaker
36. The Sandman
37. Sting
38. Heath Slater
39. Randy Orton
40. CM Punk
Eliminations
1. The Miz (by Luke Harper)
2. Jack Swagger (by John Morrison)
3. John Morrison (by The Big Show)
4. Vader (by Luke Harper and Bray Wyatt)
5. Luke Harper (by Daniel Bryan)
6. Big Show (by Zack Ryder, Ken Shamrock, Bray Wyatt, and Daniel Bryan)
7. Zack Ryder (by Bray Wyatt)
8. Rene Dupree (by Ken Shamrock)
9. Ken Shamrock (by Rusev)
10. Chris Jericho (by Rusev)
11. Chris Masters (by John Cena)
12. Rusev (by John Cena)
13. John Cena (by Rusev)
14. Shelton Benjamin (by Ryback)
15. Bubba Ray Dudley (by Daniel Bryan)
16. Finn Balor (by Bray Wyatt)
17. The Bunny (by Cesaro)
18. Ryback (by Bray Wyatt)
19. Kofi Kingston (by Cesaro)
20. Dean Ambrose (by Roman Reigns)
21. Roman Reigns (by Sami Zayn)
22. Sami Zayn (by Bad News Barrett)
23. Funaki (by Bray Wyatt)
24. Gillberg (by Cesaro)
25. Cesaro (by Dolph Ziggler)
26. Bray Wyatt (by Kurt Angle)
27. Monty Brown (by William Regal & Bad News Barrett)
28. William Regal (by Kurt Angle)
29. Bad News Barrett (by Dolph Ziggler)
30. Muhammad Hassan (by The Undertaker)
31. The Sandman (by The Undertaker)
32. Kane (by Dolph Ziggler)
33. Dolph Ziggler (by The Undertaker)
34. Heath Slater (by Sting and The Undertaker)
35. The Undertaker (by Daniel Bryan)
36. Sting (by Daniel Bryan)
37. ??
38. Randy Orton (by CM Punk)
39. Daniel Bryan (by CM Punk)
Eliminations
6 - Bray Wyatt
5 - Daniel Bryan
4 - Undertaker
3 - Cesaro
3 - Rusev
2 - Bad News Barrett
2 - Dolph Ziggler
2 - John Cena
2 - Ken Shamrock
2 - Kurt Angle
2 - Luke Harper
1 - CM Punk
1 - John Morrison
1 - Roman Reigns
1 - Ryback
1 - Sami Zayn
1 - Sting
1 - The Big Show
1 - William Regal
1 - Zack Ryder
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Finkel: Ladies and gentlemen it is now time for the Royal Rumble match! In just a few moments, the competitors who drew numbers 1 and 2 will make their way down to the ring. Every ninety seconds another competitor will enter the ring until all 40 competitors have entered. The only way to be eliminated is to be thrown over the top rope so that both feet touch the ground. The winner will go on to Wrestlemania to fight for the WWE Undisputed Title!
Cole: We're just a few moments away from seeing which unlucky superstar drew #1 for this year's Royal Rumble.
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Cole: It's the A-Lister!
JBL: And there's that idiot, Mizdow with him too.
The Miz and his stuntman, Mizdow make their way to the ring. Miz hands his sunglasses over to Mizdow and enters the ring, where he basks in the booing of the crowd.
Cole: The Miz hasn't been lucky with his draw tonight. Only two people have ever won from the #1 position.
JBL: The Miz is a former Wrestlemania main eventer, Cole! Show some damn respect!
Lawler: And who will be the #2 entrant?
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Cole: It's The Miz's former tag team partner, John Morrison!
Lawler: The Shaman of Sexy is back! I love this guy!
JBL: Where'd this clown crawl back from?
John Morrison hits the ring at speed, sliding to his feet and staring off with his former tag team partner as the bell rings.
The Miz scowls but offers his hand to Morrison, who foolishly accepts it and eats a kick to the gut. The Miz hooks him up for a vertical suplex, but Morrison floats over and lands on his feet. The Miz spins around, catches Morrison's attempted kick, and then eats an enzuguri for his trouble.
The Miz rolls under the bottom rope and to the outside where he is consoled by Damien Mizdow. The crowd boos, but their cries turn to cheers as they see Morrison measuring the situation up.
JBL: Is this idiot going to Mil Mascaras it and go over the top rope?
He isn't! Morrison gets up a head of steam and goes through the second rope with a diving tackle. Mizdow, seeing the threat, throws himself in the way dramatically; allowing The Miz to pounce on the momentarily winded Morrison with boots and punches.
Miz whips Morrison towards the steps, but Morrison nimbly leaps up on top of them and scrambles up onto the apron. The Miz charges across to try and sweep Morrison's legs, but the parkour expert leaps over Miz's trailing arm and kicks him inn the back of the head!
Morrison re-enters the ring and beckons for The Miz to join him, but we're at the countdown for the #3 entrant already!
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Cole: It's Daniel Bryan! The former Undisputed Champion has drawn #3 and he's got a real mountain to climb if he wants to regain what was once his!
JBL: 2015 is the Year of the Goat, Cole! Can Daniel Bryan go the distance and set up a dream date with Brock Lesnar underneath the lights so bright?
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Vote Count
The Miz: 1
John Morrison: 0
Daniel Bryan: 0
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