Funniest Simpsons lines ever

[Rhino_NQ]

chuck a 97 picture of the chief in there as well

 

[Zoidberg]

I have this friend named Joey Jojo Shabadoo...

 

[Misanthrope]

Without reading back through this whole thread. Can anybody tell me if any contenders for 'funniest line ever' have emerged in the past 5-10 years of Simpsons programming?

 

[Apey]

Only by heretics.

Homer: Can I have some?
Lunchlady Doris: Mine ears are only open to the pleas of those who speak ye olde English.
Homer: Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon, that I might sup on some suckling pig this noon.

 

[Bulldog Force]

Without reading back through this whole thread. Can anybody tell me if any contenders for 'funniest line ever' have emerged in the past 5-10 years of Simpsons programming?

Negative.

 

[ggmu]

I have this friend named Joey Jojo Shabadoo...

That's the stupidest name I've ever heard

 

[Game_Breaker]

I have this friend named Joey Jojo Shabadoo...

It's Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

 

[Apey]

Remember when he ate my goldfish, and then you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? But why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

 

[Frederick]

:lol: the parrots eyes :lol:

 

[gUt]

[youtube]HK0BMaUMmGw[/youtube]

 

[Rhyno]

Marge: what about Bart's feelings?
Homer: boys don't have feelings they have muscles

 

[Apey]

Watching through Season 3 atm.


Homer: You know Marge, that Bart of ours is a little miracle. His winning smile, his button nose, his fat little stomach, his face alight with wholesome mischief. He reminds me of me, before the weight of the world crushed my spirit.


Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns, did you get that letter I sent?
Mr Burns: Letter? I don't recall--
Bart: That's because I forgot to stamp it! *stamps Mr Burns' foot*
Mr Burns: That was no accident.


Homer: Marge, I--
Homer: Damn it, where's that card?
Marge: What card?
Homer: I wrote down what I was going to say on a card. Stupid thing must have fallen out of my pocket.
*Homer scrambles over the back seat*
Marge: Is this it?
Homer: What's it say?
Marge: ''Marge, from the first moment I saw you... I never wanted to be with anyone else. I don't have much to offer you except all my love. Will you marry me?''
Homer: That's the card give it here.

 

[HowHigh]

Homer: Well, wait a minute! OK, I'm not going to win "Father of the Year". In fact, I'm probably the last guy in the world who should have kids. I --
[the judge looks at him sternly]
Er, well, er, wait...can I start again? Fathering children is the best part of my day. I'd do anything for Bart and Lisa!
Judge: And, er, Margaret?
Homer: Who? Lady, you got the wrong file.
Marge: [whispering] It's Maggie!
Homer: Oh, Maggie. Er, I got nothing against Maggie.

 

[eozsmiles]

Season 6 episode 1 "Bart Of Darkness", when the Simpsons get a pool and Bart breaks his arm......


Bart - Aw, I'm going to miss the whole summer

Homer - Don't worry, boy. When you get job like me, you'll miss every summer

 

[Bulldog Force]

Groundskeeper Willie: [on Bart and Lisa being best friends] It won’t last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!

 

[Twatface Magee]

Groundskeeper Willie: [on Bart and Lisa being best friends] It won?t last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!

Easily my favourite

 

[T.S Quint]

Homeless Bum: So he really was Duffman. Then maybe I AM Jesus! Up, up and awaaaaay!

 

[Bulldog Force]

http://mentalfloss.com/article/6326...pid=social_20150430_44916226&short_code=2wfj8

 

[Bulldog Force]

Simpsons contract extended for 2 more seasons (now to 28). Almost certainly will hit 30 before calling it quits I say!