Night 6
Sean Connery was patrolling the corridors of Pinewood studios waiting for Albert R. Broccoli to emerge from his trailer.
The rotund producer waddled out and Connery cornered him.
"Cubby. We need to shpeak about my contract!" He said in his heavy Scottish accent.
"Sean my dear lad. I told you, you're asking for too much money!"
"Lishen to me now. There ish no Bond without me. If you don't pay me what I want, I'll walk."
Broccoli stood staring at Connery for what felt an eternity. Finally he replied.
"Ok Sean let's finish today's scene and we can talk afterwards."
"Ok yesh. But no funny buishness."
"You have my word."
The 2 arrived at the set and Connery was strapped onto the elaborate Dr. No death trap he was to escape from later in the scene.
Julius No. arrived on set and the cameras started rolling.
"Ah Mr Bond. Finally we have you!" Dr. No laughed as he threw the switch.
"In 30 seconds you will be pulled in 4 different directions, tearing you to pieces like a handkerchief."
Bond started to struggle. "You'll never get away with thish No."
"And what makes you say that Mr Bond?"
"Becaushe I have thish electromagnet to dishable your machine."
Bond reached for his jacket only to discover the electromagnet gone.
"Cut! The damn thing is where itsh shupposhed to be."
Connery looked around the set to see Broccoli standing there with the magnet.
"Cubby! What are you doing? I need that to eshcape."
The portly producer chuckled "Sean you're trying to hold the studio to ransom with your demands. I've decided to recast James Bond with a new actor. Infinitely cheaper and easier to deal with."
"Ok, jusht let me go. The machines shtill on and i've only got 15 sheconds left before im ripped to pieshes.
"12 seconds, but yes that't the plan. I can't have you running off and staring in a rival companies James Bond film. I saw 'Never Say Never Again' and it was shit."
Connery looked around for a way out.
"Do you exshpect me to shign Broccoli?"
The producer chuckled "No Mr. Connery, I expect you die."
With that the timer hit 0 and Connery was ripped to pieces.
SeeJay is dead. He was James Bond (Sean Connery), MI6 aligned World's greatest spy
"Ladies and Gentlemen let me introduce you to the new James Bond. It is...*urgh*"
With that Albert R. Broccoli keeled over after suffering a fatal heart attack.
Hoggmaster is dead. He was Albert R. Broccoli. EON Productions aligned movie producer
The remaining players looked at each other with suspicion. Which turncoat had landed the role of a lifetime.
James Bond has been recast. One of the surviving players has inherited the role. The game ends when he is killed.
It is now day
