St. Brett
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I don't know if you guys heard or not.....but.....they're remaking The Karate Kid, 2000 style!
You f*cking bastards!
This is destined to be a f*ck up!
I wouldn't be surprised if one of the members from Destiny's Child was in it too or some DMX, The Game or Lil Kim wrapper as well!
We all heard what wrap music did to Bananaramma's Karate Kid main song!
They butchered it!
Todays times cannot produce any originality! I repeat CANNOT!
Nothing's safe no more!
They ruined Star Wars, Hulk, Charlies Angels, Bionic Woman, Miami Vice, Battle Star Galactica Cat in the Hat, Herbie and the list goes on!
What's worse about this whole new Karate Kid project is that they've cast Will Smiths son to play Daniel Son.
My resistence and temptations to use the F word are on high alert right now!
We saw the recent attempt at a new 90210 flop on its arse by trying to be.....how do you say it...bilingual?
First Tony Dungy wins a super bowl then O'Bama becomes president now they think they can be Karate Kids?
Seriously, todays times are devaluing history! They're short changing yesterday!
How would this new film fare if it was released under the title Karate Chop, Tai Kwon Doe Kid or Brown Belt Jones? Why does it have to have the safe backing of yesterdays title The Karate Kid?
Here's another example of lazy producers who just canvas somebody elses work and go over it with a fresh coat of paint!
The chassis has already been built, the foundation laid and they just come along (2000 style) and destroy it with a fresh paint can coating!
It'll be a typical High School Musical 3 feel-good lolly pop adventure ''todays style'' and will come complete with a Lindsey Lohan Miley Cyrus touch!
FMD!
Give me strength!
I knew this'd happen!
You can bet your arse they'll target Captain America or The A-Team next!
Do these entertainment execs and producers sit around their table going, "what could we steal from yesteryear?" ''What will we bite from yesterday that hasn't been done today?"
And can't the kids of today watch, or appreciate, the original Karate Kid?
Can't they relate to it or does it have to be sugar coated in some fake society? Guess its the sign of the times eh?
They stabbed at my heart when they royally f*cked up Halloween ''Rob Zombie'' style now they're pushing the dagger deeper by tinkering with another personal favourite of mine, the Karate Kid!
What next ''Stallone's'' Over The Top?
If that David Mendenhall wasn't annoying enough in that film then I'm sure they could find someone much worse today with all these little bastards suffering from that ADD ADHD crystal clear DVD high definition AHDHD bullsh*t!
I can tell that they're aching to get their hands on a new Back to the Future as well.
They'll go with the original plan and cast a girl in it - a la The Next Karate Kid style.
Did Hilary Swank f*ck up Karate Kid 4, or what? She may have been good in that boxing movie but f*ck me dead she killed TKK4.
Close Encounters and Jaws better watch out too!
Nothing's safe with these lazy artists/producers today.
They're pandering to a different audience using f*cked actors and scripts from yesterday.
What has been memorable about any movie in 2000?
What ever happen to power acting Michael Douglas style Kathy Bates, Jodie Foster or Holly Hunter style?
I condemn this new Karate Kid project to hell!
They'll never replicate Kreese, Mike Barns even Mr. Silver!
Barns and Mr. Silver were my personal favourites.
"Did you come here to teach or to be teached?"
"Don't do that! Why you being so stubborn!"
"No no, nothing's for free! You're getting in that ring!"
"The quick silver methods...you like that?"
"Let's try it on our friend over here!"
Even Snake was classical in part 3
"Oh, you know it!"
"Get off the mat, Snake! Snake get off the mat!"
Points or no points, you're dead meat....deat meat!
I like how Bobby pandered to Daniel Son after he swept his leg too.
"Daniel I'm sorry I'm sorry.''
I cry and get goose bumps when I watch The Karate Kid.
This has been Brett Gaddes get knotted!
You can't improve on perfection so why remake it?
What they did to Halloween made me ill.
Make this ''Will Smiths son'' remake film under the title blackbelt jones and see how it fares!
You f*cking bastards!
This is destined to be a f*ck up!
I wouldn't be surprised if one of the members from Destiny's Child was in it too or some DMX, The Game or Lil Kim wrapper as well!
We all heard what wrap music did to Bananaramma's Karate Kid main song!
They butchered it!
Todays times cannot produce any originality! I repeat CANNOT!
Nothing's safe no more!
They ruined Star Wars, Hulk, Charlies Angels, Bionic Woman, Miami Vice, Battle Star Galactica Cat in the Hat, Herbie and the list goes on!
What's worse about this whole new Karate Kid project is that they've cast Will Smiths son to play Daniel Son.
My resistence and temptations to use the F word are on high alert right now!
We saw the recent attempt at a new 90210 flop on its arse by trying to be.....how do you say it...bilingual?
First Tony Dungy wins a super bowl then O'Bama becomes president now they think they can be Karate Kids?
Seriously, todays times are devaluing history! They're short changing yesterday!
How would this new film fare if it was released under the title Karate Chop, Tai Kwon Doe Kid or Brown Belt Jones? Why does it have to have the safe backing of yesterdays title The Karate Kid?
Here's another example of lazy producers who just canvas somebody elses work and go over it with a fresh coat of paint!
The chassis has already been built, the foundation laid and they just come along (2000 style) and destroy it with a fresh paint can coating!
It'll be a typical High School Musical 3 feel-good lolly pop adventure ''todays style'' and will come complete with a Lindsey Lohan Miley Cyrus touch!
FMD!
Give me strength!
I knew this'd happen!
You can bet your arse they'll target Captain America or The A-Team next!
Do these entertainment execs and producers sit around their table going, "what could we steal from yesteryear?" ''What will we bite from yesterday that hasn't been done today?"
And can't the kids of today watch, or appreciate, the original Karate Kid?
Can't they relate to it or does it have to be sugar coated in some fake society? Guess its the sign of the times eh?
They stabbed at my heart when they royally f*cked up Halloween ''Rob Zombie'' style now they're pushing the dagger deeper by tinkering with another personal favourite of mine, the Karate Kid!
What next ''Stallone's'' Over The Top?
If that David Mendenhall wasn't annoying enough in that film then I'm sure they could find someone much worse today with all these little bastards suffering from that ADD ADHD crystal clear DVD high definition AHDHD bullsh*t!
I can tell that they're aching to get their hands on a new Back to the Future as well.
They'll go with the original plan and cast a girl in it - a la The Next Karate Kid style.
Did Hilary Swank f*ck up Karate Kid 4, or what? She may have been good in that boxing movie but f*ck me dead she killed TKK4.
Close Encounters and Jaws better watch out too!
Nothing's safe with these lazy artists/producers today.
They're pandering to a different audience using f*cked actors and scripts from yesterday.
What has been memorable about any movie in 2000?
What ever happen to power acting Michael Douglas style Kathy Bates, Jodie Foster or Holly Hunter style?
I condemn this new Karate Kid project to hell!
They'll never replicate Kreese, Mike Barns even Mr. Silver!
Barns and Mr. Silver were my personal favourites.
"Did you come here to teach or to be teached?"
"Don't do that! Why you being so stubborn!"
"No no, nothing's for free! You're getting in that ring!"
"The quick silver methods...you like that?"
"Let's try it on our friend over here!"
Even Snake was classical in part 3
"Oh, you know it!"
"Get off the mat, Snake! Snake get off the mat!"
Points or no points, you're dead meat....deat meat!
I like how Bobby pandered to Daniel Son after he swept his leg too.
"Daniel I'm sorry I'm sorry.''
I cry and get goose bumps when I watch The Karate Kid.
This has been Brett Gaddes get knotted!
You can't improve on perfection so why remake it?
What they did to Halloween made me ill.
Make this ''Will Smiths son'' remake film under the title blackbelt jones and see how it fares!
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