People You Want To Hurt. A lot.

[Apey]

i put on my robe and wizard hat...

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

:lol:

 

[McLovin]

haha

 

[Kiki]

The guy who gave me this death virus. I am so sh*tty. Lucky I work from home.

 

[adamkungl]

Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

 

[Apey]

'My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility,'

lol, what a champ.

 

[Machiavelli]

Derryn Hinch, George W Bush, Obama, Rudd, and every other world leader.
Skateboarders
any reality show judge
celebrity chefs
John Endel
Ian Forrester
Abstract Expressionists

 

[TooheysNew]

Hi.

 

[Didgi]

Matt Preston.

1) His crevatte pisses me off more than my boss
2) He thought there were 12 players in an NRL run on team.

 

[DB]

He is a typical Rah Rah douche bag.

 

[Tiiger'zz Babyy]

The fat mole at the station in Cronulla that called me a s**t..

Look here you dumpy little b!tch - your obesity is not my problem go for a run or something!!!!!!!

 

[TooheysNew]

Irony is deeeellicccious.

 

[McLovin]

The fat mole at the station in Cronulla that called me a s**t..

Look here you dumpy little b!tch - your obesity is not my problem go for a run or something!!!!!!!

Liar....There are no fat moles at Cronulla...

 

[Tiiger'zz Babyy]

Liar....There are no fat moles at Cronulla...

Well i saw one..at the station...

 

[God-King Dean]

Irony is deeeellicccious.

:lol:

 

[madunit]

Liar....There are no fat moles at Cronulla...

I must agree here. 2 and a half years in the shire and I never saw anything but perfection.

The only imperfect thing I saw was some homeless bum from Kogarah or Como, hanging out at the shops near the traffic lights as you cross the road to go to Westfield at Miranda.

He asked me one day "Excush me mate, have you got 2 bucksh for a can of coke?"

I looked at him and said "Actually I do, that's not a bad idea" I proceeded to buy a can of coke and drink it on my way to JB Hi-Fi

 

[Kiki]

u know i didnt realise how fit and healthy most people are who live in my suburb. i couldnt believe how many fatties were walking around the shops in canberra. sh*t is ridiculous

people i wanna hurt...AFL journos

 

[the_flight_of_the_magpie]

Kyle Sandilands i really want to smash him

 

[Eelementary]

Avril Lavigne

Just saw her cover of Metallica's "Fuel" and System Of A Down's "Chop Suey" on Youtube...made me want to off myself. And I'm not a huge 'tallica fan, and SOAD suck arse.

 

[Didgi]

Karmichael Hunt -> I sooo hope he gets something not too serious in his first game, just to show him.

 

[Nuke]

I'll go you one better. I am not one who wishes misfortune on others, but I'll make an exception for K.Hunt. I hope he gets hurt before he can even play a game, is ruled out for their season, and basically slinks off into whatever hole he crawled out of to begin with ... never to be heard of again.