Spring 2023

[Sans Souci Saint]

For the love of all things Hairy!

I’m not going to lie, this spring carnival has prolapsed my anus and left it looking like a big pink wind-sock.

But us bald bastards are nothing if not determined!

Toesonthenose to set up the day and Rocketing By for a larf.

 

[to_ddeath]

First Mate in the next give me hair
Clemenceau later on in Perth, give those WA-nkers windburn & show them what B grade east coast form looks like!!

 

[hineyrulz]

Billy Egan wasn’t trying real hard on forbidden city there ffs!!

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

For the love of all things Hairy!

I’m not going to lie, this spring carnival has prolapsed my anus and left it looking like a big pink wind-sock.

But us bald bastards are nothing if not determined!

Toesonthenose to set up the day and Rocketing By for a larf.

1 down, 1 to go.

 

[Sphagnum]

The judge’s mum must’ve had Brazen Style one out in the early quaddie

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

@ Saltaire

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Kementari filly just won at Kembla.

La Seule at $17!!!

Ol’ Catmentari might have only got a couple of loads off, but the old Kat was firing supercharged mashed potatoes!

 

[hineyrulz]

The fence is on fire at Goatsfield.

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Ooh La La Wineglass Bay you sexy, sexy minx

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

The WATC is bearing its arse at the moment.

 

[Sphagnum]

Name a bigger dumpster fire than South Australian racing. Time to boycott that shit entirely I think.

 

[to_ddeath]

Bustler in the Arseway Stakes, hopefully not on the most bald Parnham brother

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Equinox v Liberty Island in the Japan Cup
Now this’ll be a real Hummmmmdinger!!

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Liberty Island probably beats any other horse on the planet today but she was still 5 lengths off Equinox FMD what a freak of nature!!

 

[Lemon Squash]

Liberty Island probably beats any other horse on the planet today but she was still 5 lengths off Equinox FMD what a freak of nature!!

It’s a deadset machine…

Seen some unbelievable racehorses around the globe over the last decade or so….he might be the best of them.

 

[to_ddeath]

Liberty Island probably beats any other horse on the planet today but she was still 5 lengths off Equinox FMD what a freak of nature!!

Amazing performance, covered that ground off the tearaway leader like it was nothing at all…just don’t listen to the terrible English callers’ version, preferred the local Japanese one with the deafening crowd drowning him out lol

 

[Cumberland Eel]

It’s a deadset machine…

Seen some unbelievable racehorses around the globe over the last decade or so….he might be the best of them.

Machine is definitely the word Lem because from the 400 that’s exactly how he looked.Just unreal acceleration at that distance.

Amazing performance, covered that ground off the tearaway leader like it was nothing at all…just don’t listen to the terrible English callers’ version, preferred the local Japanese one with the deafening crowd drowning him out lol

Lol he must be related to Col Hodges. The crowd looks phenomenal, doubt I’ll ever get there but would be an amazing experience to see a Japan Cup or Tenno Sho in person.

 

[Lemon Squash]

Amazing performance, covered that ground off the tearaway leader like it was nothing at all…just don’t listen to the terrible English callers’ version, preferred the local Japanese one with the deafening crowd drowning him out lol

The pommy merkin sounded like he was calling a 4 horse maiden at Exeter

 

[Sphagnum]

Haha. Zoustyle winning over 1200m? Shows how fkn bad that Doomben track was today.

 

[Lemon Squash]

These greedy merkins can’t seriously be considering selling off Rosehill.

We talk ourselves up as the supposed best racing jurisdiction on the planet but they plan on selling off the second best track we have.

We will be a one track town like SADelaide