You know how I know I'm gay?

[Bazal]

Last night I got drunk & watched the first season of Dance Moms. And I f**king love it.

How do you know you're gay?

Because I had sex with you, and if you're gay then I must be too.

 

[God-King Dean]

I like Celine Dion.

"My Heart Will Go On" makes me tear up everytime. You're queer if it doesn't.

 

[butchmcdick]

i watch the block and actually really enjoy it

 

[soc123_au]

i watch the block and actually really enjoy it

Not a fan of the Block, but I do love MKR. I am mortified we have to wait until Easter Monday for the next episode. I think I am starting to lactate.

 

[DB]

I'm gay because I like to listen to romantic love songs before I go to bed. Cristin Milioti's La vie en rose (in How I Met Your Mother) almost makes me cry happy tears. Flaming homo imho.

I play that on ukulele and cry myself to sleep

 

[Joker's Wild]

Because I had sex with you, and if you're gay then I must be too.

Its only gay if there is eye contact Baz

 

[madunit]

No. You're gay because you want to move to Melbourne!

Gay is better than being a f**kwit who looks at cartoon kiddy porn like you do.

 

[butchmcdick]

Its only gay if there is eye contact Baz

Just relax your throat and maintain eye contact

 

[Bulldog Force]

You would have to be the dumbest merkin alive.

Dumb means you cannot talk. I can. Therefore, you're ghey

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

I like to drink Rekorderlig cider

Guilty.

 

[Red Bear]

I thought the trolling of IanG was just mean and lame

 

[Dutchy]

You know how I know you're gay?

You like Coldplay.

 

[dogslife]

I had a dream about Dutchy last night. Then woke up with wood.

But I always wake up with wood. So don't know what to make of it tbh.

 

[Ozzy]

I think Dame Edna and Carlotta are hot so I'm obviously not gay.

 

[God-King Dean]

I think green Cruisers are the yummiest thing ever.

 

[Misanthrope]

I thought the trolling of IanG was just mean and lame

I think you're mean and lame.

 

[Bulldog Force]

I like singing in the rain.

 

[BunniesMan]

I drink cruisers, I like Nickelback, I watch Bold and the Beautiful (when girls in my life make me), I moisturise.

 

[Red Bear]

I think you're mean and lame.

i'll wrek u 1 on 1 merkin

 

[Ozzy]

I drink cruisers, I like Nickelback, I watch Bold and the Beautiful (when girls in my life make me), I moisturise.

Just tell you're mother you don't want to watch it, move out of home or get your own television. Problem sloved.