3rd Ashes Test: Australia v England @ MCG Dec 26-30, 2021

[King-Gutho94]

Ireland would show more fight then the poms

 

[t-ba]

Holy f**k just finished doing some errands and was planning to sit down and watch the English get murdered.

And now I'm denied this pleasure?

 

[pantherz9103]

Awesome spell by Boland. The selectors know their stuff better than I do. Ashes retained and won in comprehensive fashion. On the other hand England are ridiculously poor with the bat. To lose by an innings when the winning team has made just 267 is pretty much unheard of.

 

[hineyrulz]

More Duck than a Vietnamese restaurant by England.

 

[Eelectrica]

Gonna have to drop this Cummins bloke. Only took 3 wickets for the match. Scotty with 7.

 

[2 weeks]

 

[jargan83]

Pornhub

After watching that English collapse I'm all out

 

[mozza91]

Haha eat shit England. The Aussie boys look thirsty.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

What did England bat last night, an hour and a half? Less than an hour and a half this morning. 80+ behind. That was piss weak from England and brilliant from Straya. And to win by an innings.

 

[Bazal]

Pornhub

No need, just watch the Test match mini on Kayo

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Davey Warner 4/10, threw a start away.
Marcus Harris 6/10, hugs all round as the special Ed kid finally played and missed his way to 70 odd
Marnus Labuschagne 2/10 a rare failure
Steve Smith 3/10 superpowers might be waning
Travis Head 3/10 fielded
Cam Green 5/10 bowling improves batting not so much
Alex Carey 3/10 needs to take control of his zone (not sure what that means but it sounds like wisdom that my mate Hayden would say)
Mitchell Starc 8/10 back to his best. Suck a schlong Warnie
Patrick Cummins 8/10 set the tune & made us all swoon
Nathan Lyon 5/10 Not his pitch. Still bald
Scott Boland 9/10 lankey, gangly looking f**ker bowled pretty bloody well as predicted by all

 

[TheParraboy]

Some of this crowd would have paid $150-$200 a ticket,, for well under a session of play

Money well spent

 

[King hit]

Bowled out for 68, only have passed 200 once in 6 innings, couldn’t make Australia bat again 80 odd behind, test decided within 7 sessions, a flat track shield bowler getting 6/7 on debut. These poms are weaker then the chocolate palace they built in India in Charlie and the chocolate factory.

And you know what…it’s f**king glorious

 

[hineyrulz]

 

[hineyrulz]

After watching that English collapse I'm all out

Firing blanks just like Ungerlund.

 

[2 weeks]

@2 weeks you know what do!

 

[Bazal]

All jokes aside that is hands down one of the most gutless cricketing performances I've ever seen....and I once scored 37* in a total of 48

 

[BunniesMan]

The state of English cricket. Their best bowler is nearly 40. They have just one above average test batsman. They don't have anything close to a test standard spinner. They're picking blokes who average 30 odd with the bat in County cricket because the depth is that thin.

 

[hineyrulz]

All jokes aside that is hands down one of the most gutless cricketing performances I've ever seen....and I once scored 37* in a total of 48

Listen to this Warne like Merkin, have to mention yourself every chance you get. FFS!!

 

[Munky]

Pornhub

You haven't been drained from the action this morning?