3rd Ashes Test: Australia v England @ MCG Dec 26-30, 2021

[Raiders_Premiers]

Just tuned in

Wtf

 

[_snafu_]

I wonder what 7 will be showing for the next few days
Re-runs of Home and Away and Dancing with the Stars?

Antiques Roadshow with Jimmy Anderson.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

THE MIGHTEH MIGHTEH ENGERLUND

*defeated in 7 sessions*

 

[Meth]

Just tuned in

Wtf

Just got home and thought I might catch an hour or so. Nope

 

[This Year?]

Just tuned in

Wtf

I'll summarise it for you:

 

[King hit]

Hameed averages 32 and Crawley averages 31...not in tests, but just at 1st class level. Blokes like that should be getting DROPPED by their county teams, not be anywhere near contention for a test squad.

I love beating the Poms as much as anyone. But I don't want to be looking forward to an Ashes for 2 years and for it to be a joke like this. The best series in living memory have been the classic competitive ones that people will remember their whole lives like 2005. Plus 2009, 2015 and 2019 to a lesser extent. This series? Even Ashes get boring when their bats collapse over and over and over again.

England, please find 6 blokes who can average 40 at test level before the next Ashes

Nah f**k the poms. I’ll never forget them sprinkle dancing on the wicket and the way they kicked us when we were down. They deserve everything they get, I can’t get enough of this. Wonder if New Zealanders find rugby boring because the all blacks win all the time

 

[Pete Cash]

Just imagine how mad the English bowlers must be.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Never Forget.



f**k England

 

[Hutty1986]

 

[hineyrulz]

I haven’t seen a Gape like that since the LU Sunday Gapeday thread.

Riley Reid is tight as a drum back there compared to this.

 

[This Year?]

Sir Ian looks to the heavens like he wants to be taken away

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Those f**king merkins were outscored by Marcus Harris

 

[AlwaysGreen]

f**k knows where England go from here.
I can only see 5 in this team worth feeding and there's seriousquestionmarks on them: Root - can bat, but can't be captain
Pope - has talent but will probably be wasted
Stokes - gun but way out of sorts and injury prone.
Wood - pacey but will probably be knackered out soon
Anderson - classy especially in England but 57 years old.

So they'll be shit for a while. Good times.

 

[hineyrulz]

Those f**king merkins were outscored by Marcus Harris

Marcus f**king Harris, bahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[Mr. Shaman]

 

[hineyrulz]

England are as gutless as a Sunday morning dump.

 

[hineyrulz]

England spent more time in quarantine on the Goldy than it took for us to win the Urn.

Lol

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Well, fellow Baldsmen, what you gonna do now?

 

[mozza91]

Never Forget.

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f**k England

Mitch Johnson retiring half of these smug pricks in 2013/2014 was orgasmic.

 

[JJ]

Saw all the wickets today… just wow, pretty much pathetic against some quality pace bowling in a helpful deck

Bairstow very unlucky, terrible decision and DRS is ridiculous…. But he probably wouldn’t have seen out the over…. Starc, Cummins and Boland were relentless, England hopeless