Rumours and Stuff

[Eelementary]

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It's from the same Facebook page that posted this crap

 

[Soto]

Lol

Bookface claiming the Eels are preparing a $2 million deal to lure Cooper Cronk out of retirement...

As well as apparently trying to lure Stephen Crichton to the Eels...

And the comments section is going berserk!

Funniest sh%t I've read in a long time..
Cronk lmfao..Crichton would be a massive massive yes but cant see it happening....what a huge difference he would make to our side....like the dogs are going to let him leave....

 

[Eelementary]

Funniest sh%t I've read in a long time..
Cronk lmfao..Crichton would be a massive massive yes but cant see it happening....what a huge difference he would make to our side....like the dogs are going to let him leave....

I know!

Common sense does not exist there, apparently!

 

[Soto]

It's from the same Facebook page that posted this crap

Seems legit

 

[eels_fan]

Just AI written articles.

 

[AnonymousLurker]

Surprised they haven’t said … Ryles to Captain coach as we need props

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Lol

Bookface claiming the Eels are preparing a $2 million deal to lure Cooper Cronk out of retirement...

As well as apparently trying to lure Stephen Crichton to the Eels...

And the comments section is going berserk!

Delboy is absolutely filthy

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He has a shocker against us last week.

At least he defended well.

 

[Avenger]

At least he defended well.

And taller than our 6.

 

[Soren Lorenson]

Just AI written articles.

The amount of dopes on FB who immediately take them as truth makes me sad for society. Imagine when it’s actually important shit that they cant work out that it’s not real. AI is gunna be the ruin of us.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

And taller than our 6.

But less Samoan

 

[Poupou Escobar]

The amount of dopes on FB who immediately take them as truth makes me sad for society. Imagine when it’s actually important shit that they cant work out that it’s not real. AI is gunna be the ruin of us.

Eventually no merkin will trust anything they see on the internet. It'll take a few generations dying off but that's what will happen.

 

[Parrapat]

Count	Name	Club	Rating	2026 Top 30	Notes
1	Reagan Campbell-Gillard	Titans	Star		2024 Club Player of the Year
2	Clint Gutherson	Dragons	Star		Captain and club stalwart
3	Dylan Brown	Knights	Star		Nzed 5/8. Registered sex offender with a hands on attitude
4	Maika Sivo	Super League	7		Fan favourite, unstoppable from 10 metres out. Lazy
5	Ryan Matterson	Super League	7	x	On loan. Still contracted till end of 2026. Coulda-been
6	Bryce Cartwright	Retired	6		Retired to Ron Massey Cup St. Mary's Saints. Coulda-been
7	Shaun Lane	Retired	7	x	Contracted till end 2026
8	Joe Ofahengaue	Super League	5
9	Makahesi Makatoa	Chooks	6		Solid
10	Joey Lussick		6		End contract 2025
11	Wiremu Greig	NSW Cup	5		End contract 2025
12	Bailey Simonsson	NSW Cup	7	x	Allowed to negotiate with other clubs
13	Morgan Harper	Warriors	Reserve
14	Brendan Hands	Championship League	7	x	Toulouse. Still contracted end 2026
15	Daejarn Asi	Super League	Reserve
16	Blaize Talagi	Panthers	Future star		Big loss after BA left.
17	Ethan Sanders	Raiders	Future star		Big loss which came under Brad Arthur's tenure. Possible n-word related
18	Matthew Arthur	Knights	Junior		Well replaced by Ryley Smith and TDS
19	Ofahiki Ogden	Retired	Reserve
20	Lorenzo Mulitalo	QLD Cup	Reserve

It's crazy when you read that Bulldog Ritchie bitchfest and calculate our losses up against his own team in their first year of re-build.

Ryle's Eels are light years ahead of that degenerate club of gangsters, has-beens and grifters.

We've set down pathways for future success turning over way more staff, like 70% up against their 50 or less, yet Bulldog Ritchie hasn't written a retraction yet?

 

[Sensei Cobra]

Nice work !
Definitely more good than bad in terms of outcome but most frustrating part of that lot is our 6 situation …. There’s 3 options there better than anything we have currently have and could have been a great solution while we wait for juniors to develop

 

[lingard]

You didn’t answer me last time. This is up there with Gutho to hooker.

Dunno. Can't put my finger on it. I just think he might be good there.

 

[85 Baby]

Eventually no merkin will trust anything they see on the internet.

I don’t think that’s true.

 

[King-Gutho94]

So Adam O'Brien is done too now...
Rumour has it...or maybe I've been told

Long overdue

AOB is a clueless bush coach idiot whose greatest achievement is telling everyone he was involved in 4 GF's as an assistant coach.

Throw in his inept press conferences where he bags out the fans, players and never taken much accountability for poor performances.

43% winning record after 6 seasons is woeful really.

The people of Newcastle deserve better.

Hopefully the Titans get a win and they leave the Knights to pick up the spoon for AOB to collect on the way out.

 

[Tiger5150]

But less Samoan

that will make @85 Baby happy.

 

[hindy111]

Delboy is absolutely filthy

Bully

 

[hindy111]

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