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It's from the same Facebook page that posted this crap
Funniest sh%t I've read in a long time..Lol
Bookface claiming the Eels are preparing a $2 million deal to lure Cooper Cronk out of retirement...
As well as apparently trying to lure Stephen Crichton to the Eels...
And the comments section is going berserk!
Funniest sh%t I've read in a long time..
Cronk lmfao..Crichton would be a massive massive yes but cant see it happening....what a huge difference he would make to our side....like the dogs are going to let him leave....
Seems legitIt's from the same Facebook page that posted this crap
Delboy is absolutely filthyLol
Bookface claiming the Eels are preparing a $2 million deal to lure Cooper Cronk out of retirement...
As well as apparently trying to lure Stephen Crichton to the Eels...
And the comments section is going berserk!
At least he defended well.He has a shocker against us last week.
And taller than our 6.At least he defended well.
The amount of dopes on FB who immediately take them as truth makes me sad for society. Imagine when it’s actually important shit that they cant work out that it’s not real. AI is gunna be the ruin of us.Just AI written articles.
But less SamoanAnd taller than our 6.
Eventually no merkin will trust anything they see on the internet. It'll take a few generations dying off but that's what will happen.The amount of dopes on FB who immediately take them as truth makes me sad for society. Imagine when it’s actually important shit that they cant work out that it’s not real. AI is gunna be the ruin of us.
| Count | Name | Club | Rating | 2026 Top 30 | Notes |
| 1 | Reagan Campbell-Gillard | Titans | Star | 2024 Club Player of the Year | |
| 2 | Clint Gutherson | Dragons | Star | Captain and club stalwart | |
| 3 | Dylan Brown | Knights | Star | Nzed 5/8. Registered sex offender with a hands on attitude | |
| 4 | Maika Sivo | Super League | 7 | Fan favourite, unstoppable from 10 metres out. Lazy | |
| 5 | Ryan Matterson | Super League | 7 | x | On loan. Still contracted till end of 2026. Coulda-been |
| 6 | Bryce Cartwright | Retired | 6 | Retired to Ron Massey Cup St. Mary's Saints. Coulda-been | |
| 7 | Shaun Lane | Retired | 7 | x | Contracted till end 2026 |
| 8 | Joe Ofahengaue | Super League | 5 | ||
| 9 | Makahesi Makatoa | Chooks | 6 | Solid | |
| 10 | Joey Lussick | 6 | End contract 2025 | ||
| 11 | Wiremu Greig | NSW Cup | 5 | End contract 2025 | |
| 12 | Bailey Simonsson | NSW Cup | 7 | x | Allowed to negotiate with other clubs |
| 13 | Morgan Harper | Warriors | Reserve | ||
| 14 | Brendan Hands | Championship League | 7 | x | Toulouse. Still contracted end 2026 |
| 15 | Daejarn Asi | Super League | Reserve | ||
| 16 | Blaize Talagi | Panthers | Future star | Big loss after BA left. | |
| 17 | Ethan Sanders | Raiders | Future star | Big loss which came under Brad Arthur's tenure. Possible n-word related | |
| 18 | Matthew Arthur | Knights | Junior | Well replaced by Ryley Smith and TDS | |
| 19 | Ofahiki Ogden | Retired | Reserve | ||
| 20 | Lorenzo Mulitalo | QLD Cup | Reserve |
Dunno. Can't put my finger on it. I just think he might be good there.You didn’t answer me last time. This is up there with Gutho to hooker.
I don’t think that’s true.Eventually no merkin will trust anything they see on the internet.
Long overdueSo Adam O'Brien is done too now...
Rumour has it...or maybe I've been told
Delboy is absolutely filthy
