Spring 2025

[Cumberland Eel]

I think she’s talking out her arse but still f**king great stuff, good on her for having a crack.

She even gave a subtle dig about Jmacs ride on the plodder I mean stayer they sent down.

Haha how good is it Lem!! I’m with you I think she’s talking shit but fair play for her honesty! I’m not too sad for J-Whack as although I don’t think he deserves the shot over the Sam Hawkens ride he definitely deserves over a few others lately!!

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Tom Charlton & O’Crankay will be wondering WTF she’s offloaded to them though…

O’Cranky gonna get the 12 inch out for young Tommy boy after buying another UK donkey lol

 

[Lemon Squash]

Safe to say I think we can put a pen through the Geelong Cup form this year

 

[hineyrulz]

Safe to say I think we can put a pen through the Geelong Cup form this year

I wouldn’t back some of them the Oonadatta cup Moite.

 

[hineyrulz]

This Maureen Haggas / Zac Purton beef is great stuff - there’s too much arse licking and not enough spite in modern racing.

Zac Purton = Sissy lol.

At least she didn’t call him bald.

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Zac Purton = Sissy lol.

At least she didn’t call him bald.

Nicole does strike me as the Dominantrix type!! Hmmm now that I think about it I’ll go have to have some alone time…

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

This Maureen Haggas / Zac Purton beef is great stuff - there’s too much arse licking and not enough spite in modern racing.

I’m late to the party here.

To the interwebz!!

 

[hineyrulz]

Nicole does strike me as the Dominantrix type!! Hmmm now that I think about it I’ll go have to have some alone time…

More kink in her than a Murali Doosra.

 

[Cumberland Eel]

More kink in her than a Murali Doosra.

The stewards will be on to her soon for excessive use of the whip!

 

[hineyrulz]

The stewards will be on to her soon for excessive use of the whip!

You normally have to pay extra for that moite!!! So I’ve been told………

 

[Sphagnum]

Regal Azmon kept knocking off arran bay in Adelaide last prep and I thought it was good form. Was great first up and is in a winnable race tomorrow night.

O’shamus is running in the vase on Saturday. Looks a derby type. Really strong late last start to win its maiden.

both have to get around the valley so bet with caution

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Old Lady Haggas did not miss! That is fantastic. I think she’s been following ol @to_ddeath on the LU boards and decided to get in on the action.

It’s like a lost episode of To The Manor Born, where Penelope Keith comes home shitty with a gut full of Pimm’s after doing her arse chasing at Epsom all day. Slams the door on the Rangie, boots the cockerspaniel in the guts and sits down in a huff, muttering under her breath about going out first leg in the quaddie.

 

[Sphagnum]

How is within the law not a lot shorter in the spring champion? Most of these donkeys would’ve tailed off in the King Charles and she was ridden upside down and only got beaten 3.5l.

 

[Lemon Squash]

Jeez with Globe coming out of the CP it really looks like it’s going to be a shit show

 

[Lemon Squash]

How is within the law not a lot shorter in the spring champion? Most of these donkeys would’ve tailed off in the King Charles and she was ridden upside down and only got beaten 3.5l.

She’s my darling but I read she bled from one nostril last week and the gate won’t help…. Been a bit of a weird prep for her

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

She’s my darling but I read she bled from one nostril last week and the gate won’t help…. Been a bit of a weird prep for her

I thought a bleed was an automatic embargo?

 

[Lemon Squash]

I thought a bleed was an automatic embargo?

Only if it’s from both nostrils…. Weird technicality!

 

[to_ddeath]

She’s my darling but I read she bled from one nostril last week and the gate won’t help…. Been a bit of a weird prep for her

You know what the Forklift stable runners are like…more they race the better they run or some other such nonsense lol

 

[to_ddeath]

Regal Azmon kept knocking off arran bay in Adelaide last prep and I thought it was good form. Was great first up and is in a winnable race tomorrow night.

O’shamus is running in the vase on Saturday. Looks a derby type. Really strong late last start to win its maiden.

both have to get around the valley so bet with caution

Adelaide form seems to ironically pair up perfectly with greyhound tracks about to be ripped up…no coincidence at all…..

 

[Big Marn]

My dad was on the rails Kingston Town had his first race start at Canterbury.

He came last by 40 lengths, my dads comment to his buddy was "how would you like to be feeding that donkey"

LOL!! He never lived it down for the next 8 years working there, in his defence his did say he's a stunning looking horse i can't believe he's so slow. He loses his nuts and never loses another race in Sydney lol.

The Chosen Few by Andrew Rule is a new book out you might like. Kingston Town has his own chapter, as he should.