Shocking baby names?

[Monk]

:lol: awesome

 

[Knightmare]

I reckon more old fashioned names for guys are good, names like George and Bruce. Mind I plan to call my first son Ayrton!

 

[Azkatro]

I reckon more old fashioned names for guys are good, names like George and Bruce. Mind I plan to call my first son Ayrton!

That's fine, as long as you don't go doing something silly like spelling it "Airtun" or whatever!

 

[madunit]

Any males name with a y in it, other than at the end of the name, is not entirely right.

Also, giving kids surnames for first names is f**ked up.

I went to school with a guy whose first name was Campbell and another's first name was Smith

There's even a footy player at the Titans called Smith Samau

That sh*t is f**ked. You get to pick one first name not surname people.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

I used to have a customer who had changed his name to "Future Shock". The guy was a complete genius. Worked for a digital printing company in an office full of fluoro lights and every time I went to see him he was wearing these stupid sunglasses that had light blue lenses in them. He would have been about fifty and looked like a classic homo, you know, weedy, with a shaved head to hide the fact that he was balding, always wore open toed shoes. The guy was a complete dick. I had to try to sell to the bloke and it was all I could do to not laugh at him everytime I saw him. Needless to say, I asked if that customer could be passed on to another rep! I still have his business card so that whenever we have these sorts of discussions around the office, I can wheel it out as proof.

We also had an Asian guy at Uni who's name was "f**k Yu". That was always fun! Should have seen the dum arsed tutors trying to find their way around that one during roll call.

 

[TooheysNew]

Ah - i love made up stories.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Ah - i love made up stories.

As I said, I still have his business card. Only to happy to scan a copy and send it to you. Just need your email address!

 

[Twizzle]

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Good timing Twizzle, I think I may just pinch that pic for another thread!

 

[Azkatro]

As I said, I still have his business card. Only to happy to scan a copy and send it to you. Just need your email address!

http://noddy.nu/stuff/f**kyu.gif

OMG IT'S TRUE ROFLOLOL!!!^%&@^%&*#^(&#8 :lol: :lol:

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Ha Ha, I don't have f**k Yu's business card. I have Future Shock's card.

 

[chileman]

Carl :sarcasm:

 

[madunit]

nah not Carl, it sounds very similar to cool

and for good reason in reference to your good self

 

[Ram Man]

I used to work with 2 guys from China I think.
f**k Lu and Shu Lu.....
And I also had a job at a Centrelink office once and noticed there was a person with the legal name of Sunflower Rainbow....no $hit....It was in Lismore though, which is in close proximity to Nimbin!

 

[madunit]

I just got served by some moron whose name was pronounced Adam, but spelt Adham.

f**king trackhead

 

[Martli]

That's like people called "Tom" who spell it "Thom" as in "Thomas" hahahahahaha. I always pronounce that literally.

 

[madunit]

me: So ad-ham, is this phone plan better for me long term?
Adham: My name is Adam
me: Pardon?
Adham: you called me Ad-ham
me: that's what it says on your nametag
Adham: Yeah, but it's pronounced Adam
me: So why isn't it spelt A-D-A-M?
Adham: Because...
me: look Ad-ham, i don't really care, i'm a busy man and you're wasting my time.
Adham: I'd really appreciate it if you didn't call me Ad-ham
me: Just saying it as I see it. You gotta admit, it's a pretty dopey way to spell Adam
Adham: It's my name! I'll spell it how I want!
me: ok Ad-ham, don't get shirty.

 

[Big_Bad_Shark_Fan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnpSwAkuiYw

 

[McLovin]

Dick
Nigel
Poindexter

The stuff that mass murderers are made of..

 

[melbourne_belle]

I shall call my child... Seven.

Or Soda.

No sh*t at all, I know someone who named their son Seven. They also named their daughter Airez.
Other shocking names that people I know have given thier children.
- Tikeelah
- Alize
Seriously who names their kids after alcohol? :roll: