Eelementary
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You're all a bunch of hideous liars if you won't admit you wouldn't go this:
It's like grandma.

It's like grandma.
phail..
i dont particularly go for a red x instead of a photo
If a chick has a little bit of hair or a landing strip that's ok with me, provided it's not right around her vertical smile. If a chick has a forest growing right to the borders and expects you to go down there, ask her if she'd like to spend 20 minutes licking your armpit for some fun?
If a red x doesn't send you spiralling uncontrollably into ecstasy then you, sir, are not a man.
red x can give you aids...
top stuff when a chick drys herself with a towel outa the shower and the towel is still dry