Hate Klub.

[Dave Q]

If there is one thing Ive learnt following the league its that "Good guys come last."

All the bad players get off at the judiciary, Manly win the premiership, Melbourne and the Broncos win heaps of game, Qld win, The roosters buy all the good players, refs go against Souths all the time, Wingy wants out, the Issac Luke disgrace, the selectors always overlook Merritt and other good players etc etc.

So I am setting up a "hate club" here at Souths LU.

Membership is only open to those who want to be mean and unkind for the sake of Souths.

You will need to post one unkind act per week to stay a member. Nothing cruel, injurious or criminal.

With enough hate, we can help lead Souths to the success we deserve.

I dont wanna do it, but it seems the only way to succeed in this f**ked up game.

So come and join me at Hate Klub.

If anything, we will add biting social commentary to this trainwreck of a sport.

Stop Press: We should also accept "reverse hatred" or "payback". See someone doing something unkind, then you do something about it, stick up for yourself and Souths!

 

[Fein]

I'm in Dave.

The criteria is a little tough though "nothing cruel, injurious or criminal". :?

I just "accidentally" had the TV on full volume for a second or two.

I can feel my wifes hate. x

It's so f**king cold, that hate is warming me up!!!!

Roooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.

Gimme some more you bitch!!!!

 

[African Monkey]

Yeah dave I'm in.

Kill or be killed Souths !!!!

 

[Dave Q]

I am extremely proud to call you both brothers in arns.

On Feins level of committment, thats top 4 material.

I have a full day of potential hatred ahead, lets see how far I can push it.

First thing, cat is meowing gently for breakfast, time to put him outside in the freezing cold for an hour!

Bring on Crocker!!

 

[Sugar]

f**k off Crocker you grub.

Is that enough hate for ya Dave

 

[johnkelley]

I am in too Dave.

I have just hidden my three year old boys Wiggles CD's for the day, this is sure to upset him and his mother for the day.

HATRED!!!!!

 

[Dave Q]

I am in too Dave.

I have just hidden my three year old boys Wiggles CD's for the day, this is sure to upset him and his mother for the day.

HATRED!!!!!

Wd Johno son, thats finals material for sure. I was thinking of some home hate but I was in a rush this morning.

However, hate can happen anywhere:-

And for mine, on the way into work in the car this morning:

Some guy is speeding up in the kerbside lane next to me and his lane is closing out ahead into mine.

Your correspondent decides that this guy is being a dickhead by trying to get in front of me and everybody else.

So Dave decides to speed up a little and make sure he has to brake and wait. And thats exactly what happens. The bloke is probably still there ha ha ha.

ha ha ha ha Mr on the way to work hero bites the dust. Suck it in pal.

Next, some bitch is speeding through a school zone, once again overtaking me. The cow got caught at the lights. Dave gets beside her and turns up "the killers" CD on volume 51 ( very loud ), gives her dirty looks and enjoys watching her return ugly faces.

She wants to put kids lives at risk, she can fugging well pay the price.

hate=win

Kill or be killed Souths.

I will reward the best story of the weeks with a special gift to the winning fan.

I will announce the reward later. Trust me, its a good one.

Keep em rolling in!!

 

[big country]

count me in too Mr Dave - i just pressed the 'close door' button when i saw a dude running to the lift (he didnt quite make it :lol - I think I fit the Hate Klub criteria quite well sir

 

[Appin Rabbit]

My mates wife told me that he wasn't fit to eat with pigs I stuck up for him & told her he was!:sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm:

 

[Fein]

My mates wife told me that he wasn't fit to eat with pigs I stuck up for him & told her he was!

:lol::lol:

Poor bastard might end up with the swine flu!!

 

[Dave Q]

count me in too Mr Dave - i just pressed the 'close door' button when i saw a dude running to the lift (he didnt quite make it :lol - I think I fit the Hate Klub criteria quite well sir

:lol: Thats a genuine classic.

These liitle sneaky things, they rate very highly for mine.

Take a bow,.

Ladies ane gentlemen of Souths LU, I think we have our squad leader!

 

[Dave Q]

My mates wife told me that he wasn't fit to eat with pigs I stuck up for him & told her he was!:sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm:

lol. A bit of mate-hate goes a long way.

 

[Dave Q]

:lol::lol:

Poor bastard might end up with the swine flu!!

Dont you mean that the pigs might end up with it!!

 

[Fein]

Dont you mean that the pigs might end up with it!!

:lol::lol:

Touche.

 

[big country]

:lol: Thats a genuine classic.

These liitle sneaky things, they rate very highly for mine.

Take a bow,.

Ladies ane gentlemen of Souths LU, I think we have our squad leader!

oh i could never accept such a high honour Mr Q - that rightfully has been bestowed upon you Mr Dave. However last night while i was snoozing on the train a pregnant women standing in the aisle kept buming her belly into my shoulder - i opened my eyes, gave her a dirty look and feel right back to sleep.......hate is good

'hate=win' - Daveq

 

[Dave Q]

:lol::lol:

Touche.

You gifted me that one!

Question:

Whats the difference between an NRL judiciary member and one of those slimy scaley things that swim about at 1000 leagues under the sea that have whiskers and sharp teeth but no eyes?

Answer:

 

[Dave Q]

oh i could never accept such a high honour Mr Q - that rightfully has been bestowed upon you Mr Dave. However last night while i was snoozing on the train a pregnant women standing in the aisle kept buming her belly into my shoulder - i opened my eyes, gave her a dirty look and feel right back to sleep.......hate is good

'hate=win' - Daveq

lol bc

Lets hope the unborn learnt something in that little exchange.

Not standing up for the knocked-up lady, extra points for that, well done.

I hope we all feeling more powerful and stronger this morning. I know I am.

Bring on that mean and nasty Crocker, the player king of hate.

kill or be killed.

 

[Fein]

Question:

Whats the difference between an NRL judiciary member and one of those slimy scaley things that swim about at 1000 leagues under the sea that have whiskers and sharp teeth but no eyes?

Answer:

There is none?

 

[Dave Q]

There is none?

Precisely.

Now we want everyone at home tonight to sneak into the fridge and make sure you leave a dab of margerine in the vegemite jar and vegemite in the margerine tub.

heh heh heh.

These little sly rodent-like acts of hate are the best.

Do it for Souths and blame the most innocent in the house!

Afterall, thats how the NRL treats us, why should they expect us to bend over and smile?

Nobody here should think we mean anything to the NRL and the bush lawyers running the judiciary.
Keystone coppers.

Kill or be killed.

hate=win

 

[johnkelley]

Hey Dave,

I had to reveal the hiding spot of the young fella's Wiggles Cd's once i got home from work otherwise i would have to suffer.

So i did my good deed and decided that i needed to do do something else to ensure that my hatred lasted 24 hours for the South Sydney cause.

I have just gone to my next door neighbours house whose Grey Cat has mysteriously disappeared and told them that i just seen a grey cat struggling in the water in our backyard.

PS:I will release their cat from my possum trap tomorrow morning and DOUBLE PS: the cat is in no pain.