94: Superthread 11 (FOTM is pisshands)

[JessEel]

Speaking of which, that reminds...

The chick who measured my knee looked just like you SC. And she was pretty fuggen sexy just quitely.

how big ?

 

[Eelementary]

Anyone need work done? I am willing to hand-wash cars in a bikini and boots. Or give favours...

I just need cash. Or drugs. But preferably cash...So I can buy drugs...

 

[StormChaser]

Pimpin' not paying you well enough? You take 70% as it is!!!!!!!!!

 

[Eelementary]

Pimpin' not paying you well enough? You take 70% as it is!!!!!!!!!

The thing about that is that I've been using that 70% to design and build you your very own custom home. It has a walk-in wardrobe (half an acre) with included clothes worht over $1.5 million. Yes, you have been that good to me.

Alas, poor Eele is broke. But it's all worth it. Yes, I have a heart of gold. Hey...A heart of gold...I wonder if...

No. That would be stupid. I'd die. Or would I...? Yes. Or...? No. No. Just...No.

 

[StormChaser]

Awwwwwwwwwwww! Bless xx

 

[God-King Dean]

Keep talkin. Flattery will get you everywhere. I'm gettin desperate.

Oh please. You were hideous in comparison....

haha, when the chick doctor had me lying on the bed, fiddling round with my knee, she had her hand lying on my thigh. She wasn't anything special to look at, but I had to tell me 15 incher to lay low.

 

[StormChaser]

Hope you're crippled you little jizz gobblin!

 

[God-King Dean]

Mmmmm.

Jizz gobling.....

 

[StormChaser]

So an Adlay shanked you in the kneecap down C'town station? Nice.

 

[madunit]

he injured it when tripped over his lip after the dragons effort last weekend

 

[Monk]

Need tips on womenz. now pls.

 

[Didgi]

HI BABIES

today was a bit odd but totally awes

we drove down to St Augustine which is like pirates of the carribean come to life, then we visited a catholic mission and i bought rosary beads. then as we were driving back we stopped at a servo and i accidentally flashed my undies to these super cute super american guys (i was leaning over to get something out of the back of the car)

and they were like WOOOO GIRLS, COME PARTY WITH US and we ended up at their amazing beach house drinking bud lights and talking about the best surf breaks in australia

sadly we couldnt stay (much to their chagrin) but we drove back to Jax and had dinner at the Outback Steakhouse with a GIANT group of aussies and we all loled so hard at the ridiculous menu items. then i accidentally burned one of the aussie players and said really loudly

'did you move over here coz u couldnt get laid in australia?'

and now i think he hates me.

also the coach is an aussie and he has a cat and HE WALKS IT. HE WALKS HIS CAT. amazing.

What was the sport?

 

[Jobdog]

Need tips on womenz. now pls.

They all suck?

 

[DownUnder]

Need tips on womenz. now pls.

A swift falcon punch to the groin, they love it :sarcasm:

 

[God-King Dean]

Need tips on womenz. now pls.

Punch her in the face.

 

[Monk]

srsly thou.

 

[God-King Dean]

lol how we meant to help you if you haven't told us which STD you have contracted yet ?

 

[Monk]

would you rather hear me moan and bitch about my problems, or just give me tips?

also, no STD.

 

[God-King Dean]

The former.

Your tears sustain me.

 

[Didgi]

Sexually transmitted disease.

You hav to hav had sex :crazy: