I have a bad habit of having to rearrange my large testicles everytime I sit down, otherwise I risk doing some damage to them.
tbh, I'm not bullsh*tting here.I feel ya...i can't remember the last time i was able to successfully cross my legs...
cigarettes, not chocolateOther bad habits,
I'm a pretty good cook, I wash the dishes, I make the bed, iron my own clothes, give foot rubs....
come to think of it, I'm like chocolate, no matter how hard you try, you just can't get enough of me.
And then there's always the analogy that you can't help but put me in your mouth, which I'm always agreeable to
Fess up to your disgusting habits. I have tonnes but I'll only admit to two here.
Biting my toenails, and sometimes I'll scratch my back with a fork and then put it back in the drawer.............anyone wanna come over for dinner? :lol:
don't believe what your government says. there's plenty of water to go around. they just want to charge us moreWe save more water by peeing in the shower. But when i do so, i aim straight at the waste outlet, so i minimise inhaling the steam off my piss. That's my line of thought any way.
I piss in the shower.
haha, I juts tried to bite my toenails. No way Jose.