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Help me get my man

MsAnneThrope

Juniors
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Ok guys, I'm going to put it all out there.

I am in love. I have been for a while. I used t just lurk here to laugh at Didgi and eat cucumber with my bottom mouth while looking at pictures of Dutchy. Sometimes I'd look at Jobdog and wish that I hadn't sold the hairless ugly baby I had for a pack of smokes at the Rooty Hill RSL. They'd have been about the same age now.

I am gettin off topic though. You see, one day while I was browsing I found a thread. I changed my life.

It was called Misanthrope's Significant Others. I read through his story's of love and heart break and I felt a stirring somewhere other than between my fanny folds. It was like a thousand Nicholas Sparks books rolled into one except that the only person dying was my gerbil. RIP little Monk.

My crush turned into love and I decided to come out and make myself known.. But despite him almost being on the market, he won't talk to me. He won't return my PMs or my Snapchats. He hasn't accepted my friend request on Facebook either. It's like he can't see the beautiful,, voluptuous woman in front of him.

I need your help guys. I want to catch this stud on the rebound. What should I do???
 

dogslife

Coach
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Mis strikes me as the kind of guy who would appreciate a girl turning up unexpectedly in his apartment in Nanjing one day.

That day being tomorrow
 

MsAnneThrope

Juniors
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120
Do you think so??

Flights are pretty expensive to Nanjing but I could fly to shanghai or Hong Kong or something and then hitchhike over. Do you think Chinese guys will be intimidated by a full figured woman though??
 

dogslife

Coach
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I don't think so. They'll probably just think you're two women taped together. That sort of thing is normal over there.
 

Misanthrope

Moderator
Staff member
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47,627
If only I lived in Japan. They'd harpoon her before she lost sight of the coast.
 

madunit

Super Moderator
Staff member
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62,364
Ok guys, I'm going to put it all out there.

I am in love. I have been for a while. I used t just lurk here to laugh at Didgi and eat cucumber with my bottom mouth while looking at pictures of Dutchy. Sometimes I'd look at Jobdog and wish that I hadn't sold the hairless ugly baby I had for a pack of smokes at the Rooty Hill RSL. They'd have been about the same age now.

I am gettin off topic though. You see, one day while I was browsing I found a thread. I changed my life.

It was called Misanthrope's Significant Others. I read through his story's of love and heart break and I felt a stirring somewhere other than between my fanny folds. It was like a thousand Nicholas Sparks books rolled into one except that the only person dying was my gerbil. RIP little Monk.

My crush turned into love and I decided to come out and make myself known.. But despite him almost being on the market, he won't talk to me. He won't return my PMs or my Snapchats. He hasn't accepted my friend request on Facebook either. It's like he can't see the beautiful,, voluptuous woman in front of him.

I need your help guys. I want to catch this stud on the rebound. What should I do???

Get a job as a Taxi driver. Circle his area and get him to use your taxi services.

Once accosted, take him back to your place where you will have a ready made ra.... non-consenting sexy time room.

Tie him to the wall and give him every part of you.

He'll be all yours.

He likes this sort of thing I am unreliably informed.
 

Drew-Sta

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24,781
Start doing things he liked. Join mafia games, join his fantasy football comp, start resurrecting old threads.

Bushy's a lovely guy. He just needs time to adjust to your outgoing nature and fascinating exterior.

If only I lived in Japan. They'd harpoon her before she lost sight of the coast.

:lol::lol:

Her last will and testament would just have the cans (sorry, I mean research!) delivered to you house.

:lol::lol::lol:
 

sensesmaybenumbed

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Staff member
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Bushy's a lovely guy. He just needs time to adjust to your outgoing nature and fascinating exterior.



I choose to interpret this in a liberal fashion.

I will also now refer to you as 'Jonah'.

EDIT: misread 'exterior' as 'interior'. Never mind...
 

Ozzy

First Grade
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Make him realise what he is missing by going out with our site's copper/model/Coogee resident. He'll soon wake up to what he is missing. If that doesn't work, just boil the bunny and enjoy a hearty meal.
 

soc123_au

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Staff member
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I would say MsAnne is all foamed up between the thighs running around Shanghai airport about now. It will be a torrid night in Nanjing.
 

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