MsAnneThrope
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Ok guys, I'm going to put it all out there.
I am in love. I have been for a while. I used t just lurk here to laugh at Didgi and eat cucumber with my bottom mouth while looking at pictures of Dutchy. Sometimes I'd look at Jobdog and wish that I hadn't sold the hairless ugly baby I had for a pack of smokes at the Rooty Hill RSL. They'd have been about the same age now.
I am gettin off topic though. You see, one day while I was browsing I found a thread. I changed my life.
It was called Misanthrope's Significant Others. I read through his story's of love and heart break and I felt a stirring somewhere other than between my fanny folds. It was like a thousand Nicholas Sparks books rolled into one except that the only person dying was my gerbil. RIP little Monk.
My crush turned into love and I decided to come out and make myself known.. But despite him almost being on the market, he won't talk to me. He won't return my PMs or my Snapchats. He hasn't accepted my friend request on Facebook either. It's like he can't see the beautiful,, voluptuous woman in front of him.
I need your help guys. I want to catch this stud on the rebound. What should I do???
I am in love. I have been for a while. I used t just lurk here to laugh at Didgi and eat cucumber with my bottom mouth while looking at pictures of Dutchy. Sometimes I'd look at Jobdog and wish that I hadn't sold the hairless ugly baby I had for a pack of smokes at the Rooty Hill RSL. They'd have been about the same age now.
I am gettin off topic though. You see, one day while I was browsing I found a thread. I changed my life.
It was called Misanthrope's Significant Others. I read through his story's of love and heart break and I felt a stirring somewhere other than between my fanny folds. It was like a thousand Nicholas Sparks books rolled into one except that the only person dying was my gerbil. RIP little Monk.
My crush turned into love and I decided to come out and make myself known.. But despite him almost being on the market, he won't talk to me. He won't return my PMs or my Snapchats. He hasn't accepted my friend request on Facebook either. It's like he can't see the beautiful,, voluptuous woman in front of him.
I need your help guys. I want to catch this stud on the rebound. What should I do???
